where are you right now? looking at a fake joke? you are a waste of time and space.
What’s the difference between a penis and a gold ball? A penis always goes in the hole.
Guy: why can't Jesus have M&M's priest: why? Guy: because they'll fall through the whole in his hands
a man was forced off the Eiffel Tower, but he flew back up. The executionares asked "how'd you do that?" he said, " I had magic chips, here, take some"they eat them, jump off and die.
He asks for more chips, and the guy says "you're a real a**hole when you're drunk superman."
A guy sits at a bar in a skyscraper restaurant high above the city. He slams a shot of tequila, goes over to the window and jumps out.
The guy sitting next to him can’t believe what he just saw. He’s more surprised when, 10 minutes later, the same guy walks back into the bar and sits down next to him.
The astonished onlooker asks, “How did you do that? I just saw you jump out the window, and we’re hundreds of feet above the ground!”
The jumper responds by slurring, “Well, I don’t get it either. I slam a shot of tequila, and when I jump out the window, the tequila makes me slow down right before I hit the ground. Watch.” He takes a shot, goes to the window and jumps out.
The other guy runs to the window and watches as the guy falls to just above the sidewalk, slows down and lands softly on his feet. A few minutes later, the jumper walks back into the bar.
The other guy has to try it, too, so he orders a shot of tequila. He slams it and jumps out the window. As he reaches the bottom, he doesn’t slow down at all. SPLAT!
The first guy orders another shot of tequila. The bartender shakes his head. “You’re really an a**hole when you’re drunk, Superman.”
what do you call a black hole ? butt hole
What kind of a file turns a 1.5 cm hole into a 4.5 cm hole?
A pedofile
I like trees when they are firmly stuck in a hole. PS, your hole.
Yo girl... do you like squirrels, because I'm about to nut in your hole.
one day i was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger it grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all now i am just a big butthole typing this please help me
What type of file do you need to turn a 14 centimeter hole into a 40 centimeter hole
A pedophile
A cop sees an old woman carrying two large sacks. One of the sacks has a hole and is leaking 20 dollar bills.
The cop asks the woman, "Where did an old lady like you get all of that money?"
She replies, "Well, there's a golf course behind my house and when golfers need to go to the bathroom, they stick their penis through a hole in my fence and pee into my yard. It became a problem because it kills the flowers."
The cop asks, "So what did you do about it?"
The old lady says, "I get my hedge clippers and I wait behind the fence. When a golfer sticks his penis through the fence, I grab ahold of it and shout GIVE ME $20 OR IT COMES CLEAN OFF!"
"That seems fair enough," the cop says, "so what's in the other sack?"
The old lady replies with, "Not everyone pays..."
What did the plug hole say to the plug we are so in sink.🤣
i got shot once. now i'm holey
I thought @$$hole trump was a businessman, not a broke man
What kind of file do you need to turn a 15 mm hole into a 40 mm hole? A pedophile.
Well, the "HOLE" story is, I shoved it up her hole.
Q: What did Tim say when his girlfriend fell down a rabbit hole? A: Hole-y shit!
What did the dick said to the ass hole?
You need another dick
What type of file does it take to turn a 4 mm hole to a 44 mm hole?
A pedophile.
