when the teacher calls on you and asks you how many people did Hitler kill.
"One, he killed himself"
Why did Hitlers girlfriend break up with him, he Hit-ler
why does Hitler deserve heavens, because he killed Hitler.
how does Hitler tie his shoes? into little Nazi's
What did hitler get for his 6th birth day???
A KEWsy burger and an easy bake oven
what had more brains than Hitler? The wall behind him
I'd love it if you killed yourself, but Hitler killed himself and people still hate him...
Q. What did Hitler give he's niece for her birthday A. An easy bake oven
You know when women clean their nails with chemicals no one cares but when hitler tries to clean poland with chemicals everyone goes crazy
I wonder if would have rekt Hitler in a 1v1 build battle in fortnite
why did hitler get hit by a car? because he did na-zi that coming
Kid: I'm hungry Dad Bot: hi hungry, I'm dad Teenager: I'm t l e r did nothing wrong Dad Bot: hi t l e r did nothing wrong, I'm dad Nazi: finally
What do you call it when hitler puts retards in the oven? Baked potatoes
Nahtzee
what's Hitler's favorite yu-gi-oh card
B L U E E Y E S W H I T E D R A G O N
Lee Bryan
What did Hitler tell the eye doctor? “I can na-zi.”
Why did Hitler get hit by a baseball?
Because he did nazi it coming!
why did hitler say nein. cause he just got raped bitch
Why didn't Hitler's girlfriend like giving him a blowjob? It left a Nazi taste in her mouth...
