History

History Jokes

Pride

Why does 9/11 only get a day, but Pride gets an entire month?

Because pride is a bigger tragedy.

Slave

What did one slave owner say to the other slave owner when he couldn’t find his slave?

Don’t worry, I’ll rope him in.

Assassination

"John FK, he think he special car no top, everyone see like he on parade. Me, I stay hidden, secret style, no bullets find me. Much smar smarter, no? Scret lifestyle safety."

Suicide

Tons of people committed suicide on 9/11 by destroying government property.

Not to mention and by plane.

John F. Kennedy

Do you think John F. Kennedy went for a ride in Dallas just to clear his head because his wife said he was close-minded?

Plane

I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.

Twin Towers

What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common?

There used to be two until they divided into multiple pieces.

People

What does a paleontologist and woke people have in common?

They both enjoy digging up the past.