Today, a kid in a wheelchair was rolling around the class to get away from this one annoying kid, so I told him, "Brayden, just get up and walk away."
This bunny named Mason came up to a bar and ordered a beer and a burger. He sits at a table and the waiter brought a huge burger.
Mason: "Heh. Good thing I eat like a horse." He looks up at the waiter.
Waiter: "You are a nasty little bunny, aren't you?"
Mason screamed and ran away as the waiter chased him... she was a HORSE.
My disabled friend rolled into a burning orphanage and saved lots of kids. When he came out, the kids tried to play with him because his wheels were on fire. They called him Hot Wheels.
bro my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse. The other day he said he couldnt hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
What did the Mexican say when a house landed on him? Esé said “Get off me homes”.
Whats happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five
The tree leaves him hanging :)
I gave a blind kid a gun, telling him it was a hair drier.
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop, it went a little bit like this:
Me; dude, leave her alone. Him; beat it b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me; ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis Him; *walks away*
So I gave a disabled kid hot wheels I mean cars no I gave him literal hot wheels
Hitler was the most handsome man alive.
Everyone died for him.
My late grandpa was always popular with women. One day, before he died, I asked him what his secret was. He said, "I inherited a watering hole."
Bewildered, I replied, "What does that have to do with anything?"
"I could easily get anyone wet because I was well endowed."
Two women, Jane and Emma, are in the afterlife waiting for judgement.
Emma turns to Jane and says, "I'm just curious, but how did you die?"
Jane replies with, "I burnt to death."
Emma, shocked, responds with, "That sounds horrible! What was it like?"
Jane answers with, "It first felt really hot and painful, but then I felt nothing. How did you die?"
Emma replies with, "Well, I believed my husband was cheating on me. I decided to leave work early one day to make sure he was loyal. I found him on the phone with his mother. I thought he was hiding something from me so I ran to the bedroom and found nothing. Then I sprinted to the kitchen and didn't find anything. I then jolted outside to the backyard and just found that he hadn't cleaned the pool. I was so tired from running that I fell over into the pool and drowned."
Jane retorts with, "Well if you checked the oven neither of us would be here right now."
I saw a orphan on the road I asked him if he's a ophorn the kid says ye what gave it away
I say your parents
What do you call an orphan like football?because someone will actually give him something
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
Who is yourself, and why do people keep telling me to kill him?
Why Did Technoblade Die? Because God Wished Him Dead For All The Orphans He Made Fun Of
What is an orphan's dad's job?
A magician because he makes himself disappear.
There was a little kid crying in the park today. I asked him where his parents were. Now I realize, man, I love my job.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
