He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"
HI Jokes
What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?
"Hi!"
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Why was the math book sad at the rapper?
Because it knew it couldn't count on his bars.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
Why did the rapper become a pilot?
Because he wanted to take his flow to new heights!
What did the rapper say to his BLENDER?
"Mix it up, yo!"
Why did the rapper climb a ladder during his performance?
He wanted to take his career to the NEXT LEVEL!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!
Why did the rapper become a mathematician?
To count his STACKS of CASH.
