HI jokes
My blind son got hit by a car when he was riding his new bike. He should have been paying attention.
Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"
Jack took Jill up a hill to have a picnic, but Jack and Jill got drunk. They then Jill unzipped Jack's fly, then said, "You know you want me to."
He said yes, so she took off her dress and bra. Jack took his pants and shirt off too. They both went in the well together and played a game: Jack's candy stick in Jill's candy stick. Next, Jill was sucking Jack's candy stick while Jack licked and sucked her candy stick, then Jill sat on Jack's candy stick while making out.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Memes
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
Why did the Indian man refuse to use deodorant? Because he wanted to smell like his natural habitat, the shitter.
pp hi
Why did the pirate go to the gym?
To improve his booty strength!
How does a booty apologize?
From the bottom of his fart!
How does a rapper like his eggs?
Hard-boiled, to match his beats!
Why did the rapper visit the bank?
To get his RHYME CHECK.
Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.
Why did the rapper go to therapy?
To work on his FLOW ISSUES.
The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.
When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way through the BEATS.
Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?
In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!
Why did the rapper become a carpenter?
To NAIL his performances!