HI jokes

Why did Stephen Hawking die?

Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.

Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...

Hi... I'm depressed.

The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.

After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

Did you hear Biden went to the ER?

He's having a little trouble with his Putin.

Why did my dad bring a bomb vest to fit in with his Taliban brothers?

What does a baby computer call his father?

Data!

Hiiiiiiiihihihi.

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

Why couldn't the orphan use his iPhone 6?

He couldn't find the home button.

What did the 19-year-old say to the 12-year-old?

Wanna play Mario Smash Bros without Mario or his bros?

Hi meccool.

What did the orphan say to his mom?

Where are you?

Why didn't the pirate write a letter to his mom?

Are you kidding me?!?

Hi 👋 I have some good idea 💡. What was the best game I’ve [played]?