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HI Jokes
What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.
Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.
Thing to say during sex, "grab his dick and twist it!"
Water to his Dad, Steam: Hi, Dad, I mist you!
Steam: double-you(w). aich(h). ay(a). tee(t)?
What did the 90s rocker Space Engineer in multiplayer Miner yell at the Troll stealing his stuff?
"Hey! give me my Nickelback!"
Why did the person peel his skin off? Because he wanted to.
A dad and his son walk out to the middle of the woods armed only with a shovel and a lantern.
Son: "Dad, it's creepy out here!"
Dad: "You're complaining? I'm the one that has to leave the woods alone!"
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
Because he can't find his parents.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
Why did the scarecrow get promoted?
He was outstanding in his field!
I met him once, but he wouldn’t give me his autograph!
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
How does a cow introduce his wife?
Meet Patty.
What made his beats so bad?
His name.
My friend says, "Time flies when having fun," so when he was gaming, I threw his clock to test that theory.
What did the bull tell his son before it went for college?
Bye-son.
Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?
So he could DEFINE his own beats!
Why was the rapper always cold?
Because his lyrics were too ICY!
How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it!
