HI jokes

Why did the rapper become a mathematician?

To count his STACKS of CASH.

Why did the rapper bring a dictionary to the concert?

So he could DEFINE his own beats!

Why was the rapper always cold?

Because his lyrics were too ICY!

Why was the American kid late to school?

Because he was too busy putting on his bulletproof vest.

Hi... I'm depressed.

What does a baby computer call his father?

Data!

Hi, I'm Depraashin.

Hi, I'm rope. May I hang with you guys?

To RANDYYYY,

Hi Randy, this is ALYA. I don't want to fight with you. If you're an orphan and you do know about your past, you probably get sad, right? Well, these jokes just bring up the bad times for me.

-ALYA with love

lol hi

Hiiiiiiiihihihi.

What did the female rapper say when her boyfriend pulled his pants down and exposed his huge balls?

“I like big nuts and I cannot lie!”

Did you hear Biden went to the ER?

He's having a little trouble with his Putin.

There was 1 gay guy, who kissed 4576 gay guys. Then had sex with them, creaming so hard, all of the dicks cumming on his face.

Then he stopped and had sex again x6, now he was left with...

Hi guys, jokes for sister.

So I was listening to a song about "I hate you, are annoying, sister. I'm small and I'm smart," and when I showed it to her, she killed me, and later I was dancing and crying.

After the school shooting, Joe pretended to be a victim while his sister ate the flesh of the fallen.

The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.

They asked JFK Jr. if he wanted to shower before his flight. He said, "No, I'll just wash up on shore!"

Why did the frog cross the road to hop to his side, Bih?

So last night I went on a taxi and I showed them your photo. All they said was I could ride him, it would be expensive though, since from his eyebrows to hairline is at least £100.

My friend misspelled "Mexico" and got here.

He sucked his sister's poop hole.