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Hi, I did not get your walk.

I bought my friend a rope for his birthday. He said it was the most violent book ever.

Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his dessert?

He was stuffed.

Hi, how are you? Busy, busy today, and I have to...

He was a head of his class... Mom always says, "Stay ahead!"

What did the banana say to Ethan, Ryan, and Cooper?

"Hi!"

Why did the rapper bring a parachute to the concert?

In case his lyrics made the crowd jump!

Rapboat has to drug his own drink to get laid.

When's the only time a rapeboat is quiet? When he got his uncle's cock in his mouth.

Knock, knock.

(Who’s there?)

Roger.

(Roger who?)

Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!

Yo mama was so dumb, he didn't know how to turn on his computer.

The only thing shittier than rapeboats rhymes are his jokes.

How does a booty apologize?

From the bottom of his fart!

Why did the pirate go to the gym?

To improve his booty strength!

Why did the rapper become a carpenter?

To NAIL his performances!

Why did the rapper become a mathematician?

To count his STACKS of CASH.

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What did the boy say to his fingers? I'm counting on you.

Why didn't the skeleton follow his dreams? He was too gutless.