HI jokes
Why couldn't the surfer hang 10?
Because he forgot his feats!
Hi how are you?
"Hi, I’m Dan White’s dad. Where is he?"
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Why is Stephen Hawking not scared of anyone?
His wheelchair always backs him up.
Memes
Why does Aaron eat burgers on a Wednesday? Because his spine is bent, and his favorite gun in Apex Legends is the G7 Scout, and he uses the speedy Spanish man.
Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
My friend is upset with me because I sniffed his grandmother's nickers. Not sure if it was because she was still wearing them or if it was because the whole family was watching. Either way, the rest of her funeral was really awkward.
What is the last thing that goes through a suicide bomber's mind?
His arse.
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."
Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."
Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."
Why can't you say hi to a drug addict?
They'll say "yea."
An Emo walked up to a tree and put his hand up for a high-five.
But the tree left him hanging.
Anthony Blinken's life sucks, and getting COVID-19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happened in his entire life!
What did the orphan do when he got punched?
Nothing, because his parents weren't there! :)
Hi Blake.
Using Pi, distract that fat kid next to you and copy his answers.
Give a man a potato, he is full for a day.
Give a man a poisoned potato, he'll be full for the rest of his life.
How does Moses brew his coffee?
He brews it.