HI jokes

Jack and Jill went up a hill to do it in the water.

Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.

Hi! Could I join?

Umm, Tyrone did not get his chicken.

His gay ass dad.

A boy's hairline is always in the back of his head, and its shape is like a check mark.

Bro, the Twin Towers are like my grandpa and his friends. One survived—my grandpa. The others have fallen—his friends.

What does a storm cloud wear under his raincoat? Thunderwear.

Hi, I’m Joe.

When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.

Why did the kid cross the road?

Because he wasn't wearing his seat belt! 😂

A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.

The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"

Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"

Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"

I look at an orphanage, then hug my mum. He just looks sad and crude because he couldn’t find his mum.

I've been drinking from a tall cup.

His teeth look like Twin Towers, Al-Qaeda blown him up.

Did you see that car crash today where the guy got the entire left side of his body cut off?

He's all right now.

The youngest of the Twin Towers said, "Goodbye, brotha." But the one who got hit, which is the oldest, said, "If I go down, you go with me!"

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to finish his essay, or the teacher was gonna whoop his fat butt cheeks!

JFK was so popular he was banged in front of his Wife.

Why did the boy leave his chestnuts in the rain?

He wanted them rusted.

Why did Jeffrey get blood on his shoe?

Because this teen just started her period!

How did my dad know I was gay?

He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.