What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Why is jelly laughing a lot?
Because his friend goes nuts!
Why did Paul Walker regret turning in his test?
Because his grade went from 99 to 0 in less than a second.
So, a mom and a dad take their son to a therapist.
“What seems to be the problem?” the therapist asked.
“Our son thinks he’s a refrigerator!” they said.
So the therapist replies, “Oh dear, that must be a problem.”
“Yeah, he sleeps with his mouth open, and the light is really bright.”