HI jokes

Why did the robber take a shower before his robbery?

So he could make a clean getaway!

A Chelsea fan called Timo Werner on his phone to encourage him during his bad form. Timo Werner still missed all the calls.

Hi guys, I'm back! So I have a question for you. What is red and smells like blue paint? Type in comments what you came up with.

What happens when you hear about Mary Brittain beating a Thomas?

You cook spaghetti with his blood!

His girls clapped, BTW. 😬

Teacher: Tell me about the history of Tsar Nicholas (blah blah blah).

Student: How should I know, that's his story?

Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.

Hi I did a...

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor!"

Why did the dog want a kiss? Because he can see his knees.

What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?

Catch you later!

Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?

Because he's dead.

What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?

It's none of your business!

Hi, Larry.

Bye, Larry.

Hi.

Hi hi hug hi huh hi hi.

Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?

I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor!"

What did the boy say to his brother at chemistry class?

"Hey BrO!"

Yo mama is so ugly, she makes the Flash stop dead in his tracks.

What did the drummer call his twin daughters?

Anna one, Anna two!