HI jokes
What did the ferret say after his family was questioned by police?
It's none of your business!
Did you hear about the man who backed into a meat grinder?
I guess you could say... he was a little behind on his work.
What do you call a chair?
I don't know. What?
Oh, hi, Chairity!
What did the angler say to his students at the end of his fishing class?
Catch you later!
Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead.
Memes
Hi! I love when you walk in and out the door at night. I did not.
Hi I did a...
What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?
"Where's my tractor!"
Hi, Larry.
Bye, Larry.
The tortoise can't go out to play, Or sell his house or rent it. For when he moves, his house moves too, And nothing can prevent it.
I wore a purple outfit to school, and some Indian kid called me Thanos, so I called him Vision and tried pulling the red dot off his head.
Why did the rapper bring a map to the studio?
To find his way to the BEAT!
What did the rapper say to his broken refrigerator?
"Yo, chill!"
Why did the rapper go to the auto shop?
To get his RHYMES in TUNE.
Why did Daveon get fired from his job at the orange juice factory? Because he couldn't concentrate.
Why did Daveon decide to become a magician? Because he wanted to make his problems "Daveon" disappear.
How did Anakin get away with cheating?
By choking on his wife!
Hi, I am Emma. I'm going to Stan.
A proud father has six children. He always calls his wife "mother of six" to her displeasure.
One night at a party, he yells across the room, "Mom of six, we're going now." She replies: "I'll be right there, father of four."
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."