Hes jokes
A pastor asked his child what his favorite bible verse was... He responded, "Keep watch," because he wanted a watch.
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.
Yo forehead so big that when I asked Vegeta how big it is, he said “IT’S OVER 9000!”
A man ate a bee to mechanical sexting, but he was to be, uh, sex. Bee vagina penis, he want sex but [is] dumb.
Memes
I dated an orphan and then later married him for 7 years until he told me he was an orphan.
Katsuki Bakugou went into a bar and said: "Where is that damn nerd?!?". Everyone was confused.
Bakugou says: "Tell me where Deku is or I'll kill you!" He kills them all because they all have green hair.
Why did the Roman not eat BBQ chicken?
Because he "wasn't a veggatarian."
What would be Joe Biden's name if he was an orphan? "Joe."
I went for a swim in the river that crosses Mexico, and I saw a Mexican, aka a wetback, swimming across. I asked, and he said, "I'm a wetback."
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Why wasn’t the rabbit jumping?
Because he was dead.
Why did Wilson die? Cuz he sucks!
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
My friend told me that he saw a yacht went close in to the yeti's eye, so I said to my friend, "Did the yeti kiss?" But my friend said, "No, the yeti have to play games every single day, or the yeti will die."
A man walks into a bar and see's a naked lady, "WOOW SHES HOT!" HE picks her up and pee's on her and says, "Hi lady lets have sex."
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Oh, he needs some milk!
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.