Hes jokes
This midget in my school has two moms. I said, "Did your dad go get the milk?" He told me to shut up. I said, "I don’t shut up, I grow up like you should."
So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?
A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay?
A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay, and I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate, but I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
Person one: Why did the boy go home?
Person two: Why?
Person one: Because he had PHOAM work to do!
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
Memes
Why did the chicken cross the road because he wanted to get run over and poop, and he died for 30 years until he was sent to Joe for getting run over, and he got killed by something, and then he died, and then he got it by you poop.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a drink and a mop.
“Huh, I wonder why he needs a mop?”
Oh, he needs some milk!
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
He had no body to go with. XD
I told a joke to an orphan, turns out he wasn't an orphan...
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He traveled too far from the outlet.
The most unrealistic part of Chotta Bheem is not him eating a laddu and getting power. It's him eating a whole laddu in one shot.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side and see his friend...
Why is James ugly? Cuz he do be a nerd with braces.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
Why does Barry Bannan laugh when he plays football?
Because the grass tickles his balls because he's so short.
If your best friend tells you that he's gay for you, what do you do? Tell him, "Oh, nice gay ass."
Why is the skeleton sad and alone?
Because he is with nobody.
Why did ranch tell fridge to close the door?
He was dressing.