Hes

Hes jokes

Guy

Say what you want about Paul Walker, but he was a smart guy.

You can tell by the quantity of brain matter on his dashboard.

Memes

Dick

Did you know that big black dicks can be weapons and can kill people?

Floyd Mayweather proved it when he gave it to Logan Paul in the ass.

Word

I asked my friend Cammy what is 55+68 and he was to say it in words, he replied with "swebin".

Dad

What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."

Turd

Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.

Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!

Jingle bells, Braedyn says, "Yummy!" to a turd.

Then, he takes it out of the toilet and wipes it all over the wall!

Donald Trump

Why is Donald Trump like a creamsicle?

He's white on the inside.

He's orange on the outside.

And then there's that stick!

Crush

Why did the boy kill his girlfriend?

Because he had a crush on her.

Dog Food

My dog is named Max, and he likes to eat dog food. Therefore, everyone named Max likes to eat dog food.

Husband

Why is Stephen Hawking a bad husband?

Because he doesn't stand up for his wife.

Body

What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?

Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

Rent

So you can't pay rent and you know you're going to get evicted, but all of the sudden you hear a knock on your door and it's your landlord, but he's naked and erect, and on his cock, it says, "Your rent is due."

Chair

Q: What did the kid say as he tossed a chair to his neighbor's house?

A: You're the chairman of the board!

Man

An elderly man was happy to finally see his wife again and was packing. He told everyone about the trip.

"I will see her in one week!"

A week later, he died.