Hes jokes

I told a blind man to read more, so he grabbed my arm and read the whole dictionary.

A man tried to tame a horse, but always failed. The news spread around town that this man couldn’t tame one single horse.

One day, the man went to a bar, where a fairly old man sat next to him. “Well partner!” He began. “I guess your dream horse is more of a NIGHT-MARE!”

Why does Hitler wear glasses? Because he can Nazi without them.

Why did Hitler never go to a strip club?

Because he hated the Poles!

The doctor told me I'm color blind...

Me: That's out of the purple!

Why is the gay kid gay?

Because he likes men.

One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.

Why did the orphan stop playing baseball?

He could never get a home run.

Why do orphans get confused about ancient Egypt? Because they wouldn’t know what a mummy is.

What happened when a kid bullied an orphan?

The orphan said, "I’m going to tell my mom!"

Bully: "I wanna see your mom!"

Narrator: At that moment, he knew he messed up.

This was my friend's joke he wanted me to post;)

I asked a kid why he was so blue.

Didn't realize his parents were choking him out.

Stephen Hawking is just in a role play. He died to a crash in Minecraft.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

Because he died.

Me going to jail after telling the orphan he can't learn about ancient Egypt because he don't know what a mummy is.

@ Kobe the person under my joke, your hairline is so bad that Kobe Bryant could've lived if he landed the helicopter on your forehead.

My uncle died in 9/11. He was a pilot.

Dylan is so stinking when he goes for a poo poo! 😭🤣🤣

My dad died in 9/11, he was a great pilot.

Why did 10 have PTSD?

Because he was in the middle of 9/11.

Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?

A: I'd hit that.