Hello Jokes

Hello I am typing with the microphone euros hello bro and 0LXDXD bra that’s funny and also you are gay ha ha Ha ha ha get it done by eight

Hello Honey Bunches its me Your Narrator I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in a middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy ho ho ho no A STORM COMING. #Best Friends

im sobbing, fruit wuz my first friend on here, and now he's gone :<

Can confirm this is me
I didn't sign in, and I won't sign in ever again.
You guys are the best.
Dagger, stfu.
but fr tho, Dagger, you should pursue being a therapist. I believe in you, your awesome. (wrong you're on purpose)
:hello:, you're a great friend. stay out of trouble.
Cas/Kai, You are a genuine comedian, you make me feel good about myself, and you are very kind.
Ashton, STFU.
Bye ya'll
For real this time.

"Want to hear a joke about pizza never mind it is to cheesy" -Hello YOU MORON ITS *TOO not TO, IM GOING TO EAT YOU ALIVE AND RIP OUT YOUR PROSTATE

i told my grampa hello and i said ope you die hahahhhhahahahahahhahahahhahaha

What do u call the most fucking racist and obnoxious country in the fucking entire fucking omniverse? NORTH AMERICA AND IF U DISAGREE JUST CUS UR AMERICAN I DON'T GIVE A FUCK U LOW LIFE CUNTS, plus if u don't think ur racist um hello people? Motherfucking George Floyd

Ur so ugly that when The Oh Hellos saw you, they were like "Oh Bye"

Hello I am firesharky the brother of Watersharky

I just want to say good morning to Gwen and everyone on this site. Have a nice day. What if it's okay if someone can see my blue jokes, hello, bully, love, crazy, and Ariana jokes? Thks!

hello friken world shitytytytytytyt

Hello is this amon gus imposter? Is this the imposter from amon gus?

A car alarm went to the store.

Cashier: Hello

Car Alarm: BMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMWAAAMAAHAMAMAMAMAAMHMMMMMMMMAMAMAMMMMMMMMMMMMMAAMMAMMMMMMMMMMM BBEEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP BWAAAAMAAA

Cashier: THat will be 10 Dollars sir

Hello I am back with more mind blowing facts. 1. Why is cookies 🍪are called cookies and bacon is called bacon when you bake cookies 🍪and cook bacon. 2. If you tuck in your shirt 👕 into your trousers and is called tucking your shirt in does that mean if your shirt is over your trousers doesn't that mean it's called tucking your trousers into your shirt😎😎. 20likes=1 more daily 50=2 more daily 100likes=3 more daily 130likes=4 more daily and 150likes=5more daily good bye

Hello my fellow americans Im playing clash royal for the USA clan and 2 tower are already gone?

your momma so fat a whale said hello mom

If you can relate follow me pls

Don't Make Me A Promise
Don't make me a promise you can't keep
Don't tell me things that you don't mean
Don't whisper sweet nothings that I cant hear
Don't tell me you'll meet me then not be there
Don't give me tomorrow and leave me in yesterday
Don't give me things then ask me to pay
Don' say you remember then forget
Don't make me believe you then have regret
Don't say its the truth when its a lie
Don't say hello to tell me goodbye
Don't say this is real when its make believe
Don't say how you feel then act differently
Don't make me laugh then make me weep
Don't make me a promise that you can't keep
AngelinaBlue2010

Extended warranty-

The US Navy Atlantic Fleet is closing in on the North American shores. Suddenly a blip on the radar appears and the radio starts crackling:

"Hello please divert to 5°East to avoid collision. Thank you." The commander starts answering: "No you divert 5° West to avoid collision. Over!" "Sorry sir You are the one who should divert to 5°East! Over! "Listen to me you asshole! We are the USS Washington and we have an entire fleet at our disposal and be sure we'll use all means necessary to keep ourselves safe!" After a moment of silence, the radio crackled again: "In case you still haven't figured out, we can't move BECAUSE THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE!"

Hello 🤩 I'm here to ask are there more doors or wheels. Like for doors, dislike for wheels. Comment for your reasons. I'm interested to see what will happen