Officer sees a man and he is seeing he is having trouble walking so he asked him "sir are you drunk?" The man responds "No sir i'm not drunk." So the Officer asks "how high are you?" And the man responds "no sir, its high how are you."
[being buried alive]
murderer: *out of breath* how are you eating the dirt so quickly
This man got his left arm and left leg cut off and someone asked him “How are You?” And he said “I’m all right now.”
me: calls suicide hotline hotline lady: suicide hotline, how are you doing today? me: not much, just hanging
How are you and an orphan similar
Both of your fathers are invisible
Knock knock “ who’s there?” knife “knife, who” how are you still alive? I just stabbed you.
Can ask your sister how are you going for Christmas 🎄 and I have internet
I was 11 or 12 at the time.
Guy (passing me): How are you doing? Me, an autist: Pretty bad honestly. Guy (continued walking past me) Me: ...
If you didn’t know, “what’s up” and “how are you doing” are phatic expressions in the United States, meaning that they’re said as greetings even though they literally mean something else.
Sister:Hey sis how are you today?Me:Oh good you?sister:good cause i heard you finally got a good living life
teacher: “okay so how are you going?” student :“i’m not going” teacher” oh so your a wheelchair person”
🌍:You're so hot! 🌎:How are you single? ☀️:I burn anyone who gets too close!
friend: how's it going? me: good, things are good! parent: how are you? me: oh I'm fine! Twitter: compose new tweet? me: hellooooo l would like to tell you about my anxiety & my current greatest fears & let's talk about the impending apocalypse while we're at it
hi mom how are you doing
I was making holy water and my girlfriend walked in saying what are you doing and I said making holy water and she said how are you making holy water I'm boiling the h#ll out of it
Hi how are you busy busy today and tomorrow I have to go home from home and walk home walk and a bike walk walk and a bike to school tomorrow night I have to have lunch with my mom and dad and I have dinner with you tonight
[ when a cop meets a pothead on April 20th ]
Officer : Hi, how high are you?
Pothead : No officer, it's how are you
Officer : oh im sorry ive been high since last night
Pothead : cool, i'd like to give you sum weed, happy 420 sir
Officer : omg thx man appreciate that
Hi how are you? Are you good?
Hey john, how are you going? Helium, yeah good what about you? (Hey Liam)
Bully: how is your girlfriend? Me:I don't have one! BULLY: I KNOW! ME:HOW are you parents? *Walks out of orphanage*
