Hellen Keller jokes
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why did Hellen Keller's dogs run away?
Because wouldn't you runway too if your name was djhdhekdndyekedhekekfjkfurir?
Two guys are on the playground. One guy says to the other, "Did you know that Hellen Keller had a playground in her backyard?" The other guy said, "No." The first guy says, "Neither did she."
How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
Did you hear about Hellen Keller falling down the well?
She screamed her little fingers off.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Hellen Keller walked into a bar... then a table... then a chair.
Last Halloween, I went dressed as a woman. When I rang the doorbell, an elderly woman opened it, and I made a grunting noise and knocked the bowl of candy out of her hands.
She immediately called the police and told them exactly what happened. The officer pulled me aside and asked me a few questions. First, he asked if my parents were here, and I said nothing. Concerned by my answer, he then asked if I was okay, so I said nothing. He asked me what my name was, and I responded, "Hellen Keller."