Did you know Hellen Keller had a doll house in her backyard? Neither did she.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Q: Why does Hellen Keller masturbate with only one hand? A: She moans with the other.
Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."
what is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Q- How did hellen kellers parents punish her? A- They put a plunger in the toilet
Q- How many kids did Hellen Keller have? A- None the plunger went all the way up
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs
You move the chairs
