How does Hellen Keller meet men?
She goes on blind dates.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
What does Hellen Keller call her dog?
"NAUSHFBUYGWF"
How do you kill Hellen Keller?
Take her on a walk off a cliff.
When Helen Keller tries singing the national anthem at the Super Bowl,
Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa Aaaaaaaaaa.
I've always wondered how it would feel to put Hellen Keller in a room full of doorknobs... but no doors.
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with only one hand?
A: She moans with the other.
Hellen Keller once said, "love is not something you see or hear, it is something you feel," but of course she said it like this "fbfebsovbforbw urbwbwvorb."
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
I wrote a book called "Endless Love."
It’s about a tennis match between Stevie Wonder and Hellen Keller.
What is the name of Hellen Keller's dog?
NYAHHH NYAHH NYUUUU NYAAHHHAADUUDU!
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?
I'm sure you would run away if your name was kjdhfkuaysbgfbkuejgf.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
