Hellen Keller jokes
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Q: How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? A: They put a plunger in the toilet.
Q: How many kids did Helen Keller have? A: None, the plunger went all the way up.
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Helen Keller def faked it.
I told Hellen Keller it was a hair dryer, little did she know it was a Glock.
What was Hellen Keller's dog's name?
Durrrrrrrr.
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why was Hellen Keller a bad driver? She was a woman.
Also, I have the same Birthday as her, so I have the pass.
Why did Hellen hate when her dad yelled at her?
Oh wait, she didn’t know! 🤣🤣
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why can’t Helen Keller drive? She’s dead.
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.