How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.
Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?
Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
Helen Keller picked up a cheese grater, it was the most violent story she'd ever read.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
How do you shut Helen Keller up?
You give her mittens.
Who is Helen Keller?
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller?
She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
Why did you scream? Oh... Helen Keller tried to cook... 😨
How does Helen Keller say "dad?"
I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?
Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.
Do you know where Helen Keller lives?
Neither does she.
Everyone is a gangster until Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?
From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.
How do you punish Helen Keller? Just move the couch.
Why doesn't Helen Keller's kid have ears? She gave it its first haircut!
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
