Helen

Helen jokes

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner.

Why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide?

Well, I wouldn't want to be named "asdjasdjasdak" either.

Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"

Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!

Why do you joke about Helen Keller?

She was a good person, and she learned sign language and learned to talk. So why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!

How does Helen Keller say "dad?"

I don’t know, but you should ask her... wait, never mind, she can’t talk.

Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom?

Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom.

Why were Helen Keller's hands crippled?

From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour.