How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? Put her in a circle room and told her to find the penny in the corner
How did Helen Keller lose her arm? She tried to read the stop sign at 100 MPH.
Why did Helen Keller's dog kill itself? I would too if all I heard was "daaaaaaah!"
Who is Helen Keller?
Why did Helen Keller’s boyfriend have wax on his finger? Because he was whispering sweet nothings into her ear!
(I want to apologize in advance. These are very dark jokes) 1. What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick
2. I was going to tell a dead baby joke. But I decided to abort.
3. Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle? His wife is dead.
4.Why does Helen Keller hate porcupines? They're painful to look at.
5. Why can't orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is.
6. Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
7. I asked a pretty, young homeless woman if I could take her home. She smiled at me and said yes. The look on her face soon changed, however, when I walked off with her cardboard box.
8. My wife and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children. If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Why couldn't anyone hear Helen Keller when she fell off a cliff? She was wearing mittens.
Why do you joke about Helen Keller? She was a good person and she learned sign language and learn to talk. So Why DO YOU MAKE FUN OF HER!
How does Helen Keller say dad? I don’t know but you should ask her..... wait never mind she can’t talk.
Why did Helen Keller walk in on someone in the bathroom? Because she didn’t know it was the bathroom
Everyone gangster till Helen Keller hits a 3 on you.
why were helen kellers hands crippled? From reading stop signs at fifty miles per hour
How do you punish Helen keler just move the couch
Why is Helen Kellers child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
why did helen keller wear skin tight pants?
so you could read her lips
Q: why cant helen keller drive? A: because shes a woman
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Her dog was blind too.
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
