Helen jokes
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
Why was Helen Keller's belly button bruised?
Her boyfriend was blind too.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
What do you call Helen Keller in a pitch black, sound proof room?
Unnecessary.
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.