Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
What is the definition of "Endless Love"? Answer; Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
How did Helen Keller die? Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.