Helen jokes
What do you call Helen Keller after she killed 10 people?
Helen Killer.
How did Helen Keller dance? Very Bad.
How did Helen Keller draw? With her hand.
What do Helen Keller and orphans have in common?
Neither of them can see or hear their parents.
Why was Helen Keller truly an inspiration?
She learned how to read and write despite being from Alabama!
How do you know when Helen Keller is home?
Answer: When you hear somebody falling down the stairs!
What is the definition of "Endless Love"?
Answer: Helen Keller and Stevie Wonder playing "Tennis"!
What did Helen Keller's mother do to her when she was mad at her?
She left the plunger in the toilet, she put doorknobs on all the walls, and she rearranged the furniture.
"Your mother has been with us for 20 years," said John. "Isn’t it time she got a place of her own?"
"My mother?" replied Helen. "I thought she was your mother."
Who was the meanest man in the world?
He raped Helen Keller and threw her down a well, but not before cutting off her fingers so she couldn't yell for help.
Why were her hands purple?
She heard it through the grapevine.
Helen Keller deaf-initely faked it!
Why are Helen Keller jokes so funny?
Because she’s blind and deaf.
Why did Helen Keller fail school? She was bad at language.
Helen Keller is so Helen Keller-y that nobody will be as good as Helen Keller.
Helen Keller once dated a brick wall.
Helen Keller threw the garbage out and broke a vehicle.
Helen threw up gang signs her whole life and didn't know.
Helen Keller def faked it.
You failed Helen Keller's speech class? It's okay, she's not a very good speaker.
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.