Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.
What does Helen Keller say when she touches a basketball?
Duhhuuughhhr.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.
Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?
You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."
How do you punish Helen Keller?
Leave the plunger in the toilet.
Do you know Helen Keller?
Yes.
Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!
How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.
How'd she burn the other side? They called back.
So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...
How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.
Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.
How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she's a woman.
