Helen jokes
Why is Helen Keller's snatch always sore?
She wipes with a Brillo pad.
Why is Helen Keller's child blind too? She always fed it with a fork!
Why doesn't Helen Keller's boyfriend like having sex with her?
'Cause she just lies there like she's dead.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
Why does Helen Keller look in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why does Helen Keller loom in the toilet after taking a poop?
Nobody knows!
Why did Helen Keller wear skin tight pants?
So you could read her lips.
Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive?
A: Because she's a woman.
Why did Helen Keller burn her hands?
Because she was trying to read the waffle iron.
Why did Helen Keller ride a broken roller coaster?
She didn't see anything wrong with it.
Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow?
Her dog was blind, too.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
How do you confuse Helen Keller? You rearrange the furniture and glue doorknobs to the walls.
What's Helen Keller's favorite color?
Corduroy.
How do you punish Helen Keller?
You leave the plunger in the toilet.
What is Helen Keller's favorite color?
Velcro.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
By rearranging the furniture.
How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.
Heard the Helen Keller single?
It’s called ERRRRRAGHHH!!!
Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?
A: So she can moan with the other.