Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Do you know how to confuse Helen Keller?
Put her in a room and tell her to find the corner.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard, neither did she
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
