Helen jokes
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
What was Helen Keller's favorite game when she was a kid?
I spy.
What’s Helen Keller’s favorite game as a kid?
I spy.
Why did Helen Keller sign the n-word?
She thought she was black.
Playing hide and seek with Helen Keller wasn’t the best idea you’ve had all day.
Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock
Her:
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.