Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Why did Helen Keller’s dog run away?
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Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
Because she is a girl.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock Her:
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
Q: How did Helen Keller get a concussion?
A: She kept stepping on a rake.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard, neither did she
Helen Keller, more like hell 'n killer.
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids? A: She’s dead.