Why does Helen Keller hate the national anthem? Oh, say, can you see?
HAIKU JOKE:
Helen Keller could Fuck a blind man so hard that she Ends up with his child.
Helen Keller is the kind of person to ask you what the time is.
I told this knock knock joke to Helen Keller...
Me: Knock Knock Her:
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the beach?
Because she can’t hear the sea.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
Q- How did Helen Keller get a concussion A-she kept on stepping on a rake
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has.
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Helen Keller.
Helen Keller who?
(Don't say anything).
Helen Keller who?
...you will get a laugh...ty.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
Q: How did Helen Keller break her wrist?
A: Reading road signs.
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11.
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Helen Keller can use Hodled's words because they are so bad.
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard, neither did she
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids? A: She’s dead.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common?
Both stare off into space.
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
