what part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea
Q- How did Helen Keller get a concussion A-she kept on stepping on a rake
Have you ever walked into Helen Keller’s house?
She has
This joke does not work in print, you have to speak it to someone. Knock knock. Who's there? Helen Keller. Helen Keller who? (Don't say anything). Helen Keller who? ...you will get a laugh...ty.
What happens when Helen Keller picks her nose?
She slurs her words...
I wrote this joke in the 1970s sometime in Denver, Co CAL - 2021 - Orlando, Fl
Helen Keller was a pilot in 9/11
Why couldn't Helen Keller eat her Big Mac?
She was too busy trying to read the sesame seeds.
Did you know Helen had a playhouse in her backyard, neither did she
Why can’t Helen Keller have kids? A: She’s dead.
What does a person that’s high and Helen Keller have in common? Both stare off into space
How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?
They put doorknobs on a wall and said, "Open the door."
How did Helen Keller lose her virginity?
I told her the plunger was stuck in the toilet, but she didn’t listen...
What did Helen Keller say when she jumped off a bridge, "(sign language)"
Have you ever seen Helen Keller's dog? Neither has she.
How did Helen Keller get punished? Her parents gave her a bomb and told her to eat it.
have you seen the inside of helen kellers houses she has
Why did Helen Keller have no ornaments on her Christmas tree? Cause she always dropped them.
Did you know that Helen Keller had a twin? Yeah Helen ate her in the womb.
Q:Where did Helen Keller go to school? A: anywhere she was homeschooled
Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? Neither did she. Did you see that one coming? Neither did she.
(She's blind and deaf)
