Helen Keller

Helen Keller Jokes

Swing

Did you know that Helen Keller has a swing in her backyard?

Neither did she.

Game

Q: What was Hellen Keller's favorite game as a kid?

A: Musical chairs.

Parent

How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

By rearranging the furniture.

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  • Basketball

    How did Helen Keller’s parents punish her? They handed her a basketball and told her to “read this book”.

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  • Hand

    Q: Why does Helen Keller masturbate with one hand?

    A: So she can moan with the other.

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  • Dog

    Why did Helen Keller's dog run away?

    You would too if your name was "Raraaaughhaugh."

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  • Mom

    How did Helen Keller's mom punish her? She put her in a circular room and told her to find the corner.

    Dog

    Do you know Helen Keller?

    Yes.

    Did you know she had a dog?...... Neither did she!

    Side

    How did Helen Keller burn the side of her head? She answered the iron.

    How'd she burn the other side? They called back.

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  • Bar

    So Helen Keller walked into a bar, then a stool, then a table, then a door...

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  • Toilet

    How do you punish Helen Keller? You stick a toilet plunger in the toilet.

    Why can't Helen Keller have kids? It went up too far.

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  • Parent

    How do Helen Keller's parents punish her?

    They tell her to sit in the corner in a circular room.