Why can’t Stephan Hawkins go to heaven? Because ther wasn’t a ramp
Why didn’t Sthephen Hawking go to heaven? Because its a stair case not a ramp
Q. Why cant Steven Hawkins go to Heaven? A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
What did Stephen hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh fuck I can’t get up them
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck someone would die later that exact day she found out she had cancer.11 months later my grandpa died of a stroke I hope to see them in heaven I’d like to meet them pls comment good things I really really love them even though I didn’t get to meet them😭😭😭
A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles. Ah, eagles, said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.
WHY DID GOD MAKE THE DEVILS DIE...
god is great
When Stephen Hawkins died he saw the stareway to heaven. He thought to himself oh god this is awkward
GOD better hope they got a elevator to heaven
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to burry them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat though.”
God- make a grumpy old man president Angel-why g-cause I said so-name him trump a-okay G-make him not pay taxes a-okay... Fast forwrd to 2020 G- you know that grumpy old man a-yea... G-make him create a deadly virus named after a beer A- Krona G- exactly A- why do you hate humans so much G- because I can.
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven
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Did you fall from heaven because so did satan
God
3 europeans come to America. They all get captured by native americans and they want to kill them. But the europeans beg to have their lives spared. The native americans agreed to not kill them on one condition: the europeans must go into the forest and bring back a fruit and they will be informed what to do with it. So the first guy comes back with a peach. The native american says "Shove it up your ass, if you laugh we kill you." So, he shoves the peach up his ass and he laughs, and the native americans kill him. The second guy comes back with a grape. The native american tells him the same thing. He laughs and the native american kills him. They both see eachother in heaven and the first guy says to the second guy, "I had a peach and peaches are fuzzy so thats why I laughed, but you had a grape, what happened?" The second guy says, “Oh yea I was doing just fine until I saw the other guy come back with a BANANA!!"
He couldn't take the stairway to heaven he had to take the lift
If you believe in allah you will go strait to heaven mashallah 😍
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Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and hell must be crowded.
