For someone to be stealing a bag of glod in heaven criminal on Earth and heaven
What is the difference between jesus and the devil? When the devil came to earth he was the one with the nail gun.
stephen hawkins couldnt make it to heaven cause there was stairs so he rolled down to hell
Why didn’t Sthephen Hawking go to heaven? Because its a stair case not a ramp
Why can’t Stephan Hawkins go to heaven? Because ther wasn’t a ramp
Q. Why cant Steven Hawkins go to Heaven? A. He can't get his wheelchair up the stairs.
My grandma always told my dad if a bird ever got in your house/truck someone would die later that exact day she found out she had cancer.11 months later my grandpa died of a stroke I hope to see them in heaven I’d like to meet them pls comment good things I really really love them even though I didn’t get to meet them😭😭😭
What did Stephen hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh fuck I can’t get up them
A pair of souls were floating up to heaven when they passed a pair of eagles. Ah, eagles, said the souls. The eagles were too polite to say anything.
There are three people on an island. One dies, and the second guy goes to burry them. He comes back with deer meat. The first guy eats it, but second guy refuses the meal.
When the men return to the mainland, they part ways. The first man goes to eat the deer again at a local restaurant. He takes one bite, then jumps off a bridge.
In heaven, an angel asks him why.
“Well you see,” he answered, “that man was a tribal cannibal. Delicious in my wife’s meat though.”
WHY DID GOD MAKE THE DEVILS DIE...
god is great
GOD better hope they got a elevator to heaven
How did Stephen hawking get up the stairway to heaven?
He didn’t, there was no lift...!
When Stephen Hawkins died he saw the stareway to heaven. He thought to himself oh god this is awkward
God- make a grumpy old man president Angel-why g-cause I said so-name him trump a-okay G-make him not pay taxes a-okay... Fast forwrd to 2020 G- you know that grumpy old man a-yea... G-make him create a deadly virus named after a beer A- Krona G- exactly A- why do you hate humans so much G- because I can.
Did you fall from heaven because so did satan
God
Ever looked at a cemetery and thought, wow, Heaven and hell must be crowded.
A 6 year old girl decides to get baptized, she walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her In the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl was drowned and died... later on when the pastor was better and thrown in jail. All he had to say to the mortified family was “well, at least she’s in heaven!”