Heartbreak jokes
Gwen, please just come back. I love you and I miss you so much!
Don't break someone's heart. They only have one.
Break someone's bones. They have 206 of them.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Oooh, I fall apart. Oooh, yeah, mmhmm. She told me that I'm not enough, yeah, And she left me with a broken heart, yeah. She fooled me twice and it's all my fault, yeah. She cut too deep, now she left me scarred, yeah. Now there's too many thoughts goin' through my brain, yeah, And now I'm takin' these shots like it's Novocaine, yeah. Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Never caught a feelin' this hard Harder than the liquor I pour Tell me you don't want me no more But I can't let go Everybody told me so Feelin' like I sold my soul Devil in the form of a whore Devil in the form of a whore You said it No, you said it No, you said it We'd be together Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought Ice keep pourin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' Covered in scars and I can't help showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin' Ice keep droppin' and the drink keep flowin' Try to brush it off but it keep on goin' All these scars, can't help from showin' Whippin' in the foreign and the tears keep blowin', yeah Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, I fall apart Down to my core Oooh, didn't know it before Surprised when you caught me off guard All this damn jewelry I bought You was my shorty, I thought.
Once an orphan got a girlfriend. He regretted it. She left him too.
My crush: OMG, my dog just died!馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶馃槶
Me: Oh my goodness, I am so sorry. I am here for you!
My crush: I have a boyfriend...馃檮
Me: Yeah well, I have a dog.
My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
Literally me after every single relationship
Yk what the worst type of breakup is
Community talk
I js saw a video of a child in Gaza crying bc he dropped a plate of food which would've fed his family
Time. Moves. Slow.
Running is easy. It's the leaving thats hard.
Loving you was easy,it was you leaving that scarred.
Ever just beg god to make you pass out because your alone with your thoughts and all you can think about is how he used to love you and he never will again? How much he hurt you? How scared you are to love or even like anyone, so you just fuck around and you hurt people? Ever just put yourself in lockdown mode? Push people away just because you have any attacthement. People you would or should like, you dont. Ever just bet hurt to a point it feels like it happend years ago but also yesterday?