Hawking jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the WiFi password, because he was having an affair with his shoulder.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
"Windows shut down sound."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.