Hawking jokes
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
Stephen Hawking said there is no God.
2018 God said there is no Stephen Hawking.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."