Hawking jokes
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
I bet Steven Hawking $100 if he could catch me.
As soon as he said yes, I climbed up the stairs.
Stephen Hawking said he wants other physicists to follow in his footsteps.
Why did Stephen Hawking die so soon?
Because his misses bought the wrong batteries.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
I'm making a new movie, it's called "Veggie Tales." My star actor is Stephen Hawking.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
When Stephen Hawking falls, who does he call, the ambulance or the technician?
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
What does Stephen Hawking press after he's had a hard day?
F5
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.