Hawking

Hawking jokes

Line

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?

"Don't push me."

Knock

Knock knock.

Who's there?

Steven.

Can't you read? It says, "No Hawking."

Wheel

Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."

Wheelchair

What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and his wheelchair?

At least his wheelchair can pull a woman.

Dance

A woman asked Stephen Hawking to dance, and he replied, "I'm not much good, I have two left feet."

"Then how about Karaoke?"

To which he replied, "I have two left throats."

Wheelchair

If you look up the word "wheelchair" in a dictionary, you will see a picture of Stephen Hawking.

Stephen Hawking

What happens to Stephen Hawking when he logs in to his account on Google when it says, "I am not a robot?"