Hawking jokes
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
Steven Hawking
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What's black and sits on the bottom of the stairs to the cellar?
Steven Hawking where the experiments went wrong.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
Why does Stephen Hawking have the voice of an angel?
Because no one has ever heard an angel talk.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
How does Stephen Hawking have sex? Enter, backspace, enter, backspace, enter, backspace.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
I heard Microsoft got charged, why?
They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking.
What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?
"That's the best shag I never had."
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.