Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his wife changed the Wi-Fi password.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite lunch? Eggs and shoulders.
What was Stephen Hawking's name before he got his disease?
Stephen Walkins.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite type of music?
Rock and Roll.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Why are batteries quicker than Stephen Hawking?
Because they can run out.
What does Stephen Hawking eat for breakfast? His shoulder.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Why is Stephen Hawking in hell?
He couldn't get his wheelchair up the stairway to heaven.
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
Stephen Hawking is to wheelchairs like Uncle Ben is to rice.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and Rocket League? You can't stand up.
What did Stephen Hawking have for breakfast? His left shoulder.
What would Stephen Hawking do to get drunk?
Overcharge himself.
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
The Hodja purchased a piece of meat at the market, and on his way home he met a friend.
Seeing the Hodja's purchase, the friend told him an excellent recipe for stew.
"I'll forget it for sure," said the Hodja. "Write it on a piece of paper for me."
The friend obliged him, and the Hodja continued on his way, the piece of meat in one hand and the recipe in the other. He had not walked far when suddenly a large hawk swooped down from the sky, snatched the meat, and flew away with it.
"It will do you no good!" shouted the Hodja after the disappearing hawk. "I still have the recipe!"
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.