Hawking jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
What’s the difference between Hitler and Steven Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead, one painted the walls and the other committed suicide by pressing ALT + F4.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite place in Fortnite? The reboot van.
What has two arms and two legs but can’t walk or run?
Stephen Hawking.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? Because he's slightly ginger.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar, just kidding.
Stephen Hawking once stood up to bow down to Chuck Norris.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
I hope Stephen Hawking was an organ donor, 'cause I need some parts for my go-cart.
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
Why was Stephen Hawking always bullied?
Because he couldn’t stand up for himself.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
When does Stephen Hawking cross the road?
When it says "DON'T WALK."
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.