Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His PC overheated.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
How do you kidnap Stephen Hawking?
Shut off his computer.
Stephen Hawking can pass any test, but there's one test he can't pass. It is the PACER test.
What does Stephen Hawking put his food in? A microwave.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
Why is he called Stephen Hawking?
Because he is always trying to hawk up phlegm to clear his throat.
Wipe your feet before entering, but in Stephen Hawking's case, it is "Wipe your wheels."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite football anthem?
You'll Never Walk Alone.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's headstone?
R. I. P. Roll in Peace.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite movie? Cabbage Patch Kids.
If Stephen Hawking was a boxer, he would roll with the punches.