Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.