Hawking jokes
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
The Stephen Hawking space telescope will be launched next year. Apparently, it will have four wheels and run off Windows 7.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
Stephen Hawking's least favorite song is "I'm Still Standing."
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
Is George gay...? Stephen Hawking approves.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!