Hawking jokes
What makes Stephen Hawking and your dumped girlfriend similar?
They can't stand up for themselves.
I wish we could implant all parts because I could have used some car parts from Stephen Hawking after he died.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
Why haven't they put Stephen Hawking in charge yet?
What color is Stephen Hawking's house?
It's a bungalow.
Who said, "That's a small step for man, a giant leap for mankind?"
Not Stephen Hawking.
Stephen Hawking had a high I.Q., but still had to learn how to be disabled.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
Stephen Hawking's best subjects were Physics and Maths. His worst was P.E.
When I said I wanted vegetable stew, I didn’t mean boil Stephen Hawking!
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.