Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
Why did Stephen Hawking fall over?
'Cause he had a screw loose!
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
What’s the opposite of Stephen Hawking? Stephen walking.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
When I saw Stephen Hawking for the first time, I knew he had been in a shop!!! I lieeeeeeeeed! 🤣🤣🤣
When Stephen Hawking entered Heaven and met with the Lord, after a short interview God asked: "Hey Stephen, I need you to explain to me how does all this stuff work?"
What did Stephen Hawking say—I mean, type—when he saw a beautiful woman?
"That's the best shag I never had."
Stephen Hawking walked in a bar...
Just kidding.
What was Stephen Hawking's pet?
A hawk.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled too far from the outlet.
How would Stephen Hawking get rid of the police?
Go to the junkyard.
Recent attempts to defund Special Olympics have organizers scrambling to come up with more corporate sponsorship... targeted companies include:
Kleenex
Depends
Bicycle Helmet manufacturers
Velcro Shoe manufacturers
Steven Hawkings Publishers
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
Diddy and Hawk Tuah walk into a bar. Hawk Tuah says, "Spit on that thang!" Only one walks out. 💀
Stephen Hawking talks by clicks. Two clicks is "hi," and five is "dab me up."
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.