Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
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Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite food? His left shoulder.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite robot? Him as his shoulder/wheelchair.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
For Stephen Hawking, why is being drunk and having his power shut out the same?
He blacks out.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a computer virus!
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
Why was Stephen Hawking never trusted when taking a quiz?
"No computers allowed on the test!"
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
I love Stephen Hawking jokes so much because they roll off the tongue so nicely.
Why did Stephan Hawking not turn up to the meeting?
His internet connection ran out.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.