Hawking jokes
Most of us have been somewhere Stephen Hawking hasn’t: Upstairs.
What is Stephen Hawking's best side?
The left.
What were Steven Hawking’s last words?
ERROR 101.
Look behind you, there is Stephen Hawking.
Nobody.
What do Stephen Hawking and a walkie talkie have in common?
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Of a bad internet connection.
So Stephen Hawking walked into a grocery store.
Never mind.
So, Stephen Hawking walked into a bar—oh, wait a minute! Rewind!
So, Stephen Hawking rolled into a bar......
I walk into my driveway. Stephen Hawking is on my roof.
Oh wait, never mind, he just fell.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.