Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
Hawking Jokes
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
Stairs.
Stephen Hawking can't stand stairs.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
What college can Stephen Hawking not go to? Spelman University.
I love Steven Hawking’s stand-up comedy!
I love Steven Hawking's stand-up comedy!
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite line in Rambo?
"Don't push me."
