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Hawking jokes

How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?

Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.

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Steven Hawkings Publishers

Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.

I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.

It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."

HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.