Hawking jokes
It's okay to tell a Stephen Hawking joke if there are stairs in your house he can't get to you. Plus, he shut himself down, so it's all good :)
Stephen Hawking's not dead, he is just in airplane mode.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He blew a fuse doing an update.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on pot?
Pot wheels.
Shut the hell up with all these Stephen Hawking jokes, hahah. I wanna kms.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he.
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on his period?
Mario Kart.
How does Stephen Hawking get clean?
He uses Tesco car wash.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
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Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
How did Stephen Hawking actually die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection.
Why didn’t Steven Hawking go to heaven? Because it was a stairway, not a rampway.
Stephen Hawking, more like ice cream!
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."