What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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Stephen Hawking died cause he got hit by a RAM.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
When Stephen Hawking found out about physics, he was speechless.
why did the chicken cross the road ?to help steven hawkings cross
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the street?
He didn’t; he never did.
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
Apparently Steven Hawking was a stand-up kind of guy.
Steven Hawkings Sesh Cave, Entry 50p, Guaranteed Budweiser and Ectasy. Maybe A Gram of Heroin, You'll most likely see a mental 90 year old guy absolutely going mental on the dance floor with a Stella in one hand and another on his crotch.
There's a new horror movie about Steven Hawking
It's called unplugged 🤣
have you ever heard steven hawkings sing? “head, shoulders, wheels and frames wheels and frames”
Don't use head and shoulders just use head otherwise you'll end up in the retarded situation Stephen Hawking went through
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
When we die we get sent to heaven, but when Stephen Hawking died, he was sent to the cloud.
Have you walked into Steven Hawking's house yet?
Yeah, neither has he.
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.
"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."
The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End
Man, I’m so sorry that Steven Hawking is dead he was such a good person. To bad it’s a stair case to Heaven and not a ramp
What does Stephen hawking eat for his breakfast lunch and dinner
His shoulder
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
1 Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use? A) Head and Sholders 2 Q) what’s Stephens favourite food? A) Sholders For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
