Hawking jokes
Is Stephen Hawking under warranty? If so, can I bring him back to Currys PC World?
How does he go for a poo? He logs out.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words? "System failure."
What's the difference between Madlen Makan and Stephen Hawking?
Nothing, they're both dead.
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
The only reason he died was because Virgin Media wifi crashed.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His wife forgot to plug his wheelchair into the wall.
Stephen Hawking is so lucky to go to heaven.
Oh never mind, here comes the stairway.
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him having sex? "You're wheelie good at this!"
What do you call Stephen Hawking going fast?
Hot Wheels.
What does Stephen Hawking say after sex? That was wheely good.
Do you think Stephen Hawking could ever plug his Instagram or anything?
Just a joke: When Stephen Hawking fell over and hurt his leg, his dad said, "It'll get better, just walk it off!"
Did you know Stephen Hawking died in a game? The game was Happy Wheels.
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
He's dead.
You wanna know why Stephen Hawking isn't going to heaven?
Because it's a stairway, not a ramp.
He dead, he alive, but most importantly, he got a new hard drive.
Q: Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to the countryside?
A: There’s no signal.
It's so sad that Stephen Hawking can't stand up for himself.