Stephen Hawking couldn't drink anything.
He'd break if he did.
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
Who's the best at musical chairs?
Stephen Hawking.
HEY! You guys need to S T O P making Stephen Hawking jokes. He has done so much for the theoretical physics world, and THIS is how you choose to repay him? All 653 of you should be ashamed of yourselves.
what does Stephen hawking eat?
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite snack?
Vegetables.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Stephen Hawking died because he rolled to far from the outlet.
Stephen Hawking is as broke as his legs.
What did Stephen Hawking get for his B-Day?
Chocolate arm.
What happened to Stephen Hawking after he reached Heaven?
Nothing yet. He is still struggling to get up the stairway to Heaven.
What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
Stephen Hawking didn't die, he just uploaded himself to the 'net...
In 2011, Stephen Hawking said God didn’t exist.
In 2018, God said Stephen Hawking didn’t exist. xx 😂😂
You wanna know who didn't kick the bucket? Stephen Hawking didn't; nor did he bite the dust.
