Where would you take Stephen hawking if he dies, the funeral directors or PC world
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies?
The Windows shutdown sound plays.
If Stephen Hawking has a heart attack, do you take him to Halfords or A&E?
Why has Stephen Hawking stopped playing hide and seek with his wife? Because she keeps using a metal detector.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and the computer he's hooked up to? The computer runs.
Why is Stephen Hawking a bad role model? -- He doesn't stand for anything.
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? -- Because he can't do stand up.
What is black and sits at the top of the stairs? -- Steven Hawking after a house fire.
What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed?
Nothing.
