Hawking jokes
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
Why did the bird lay an egg on Stephen Hawkings?
Because he is Stephen HAWKings.
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.