Hawking

Hawking jokes

Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?

He had an affair with Alexa.

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  • The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.

    The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.

    Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄

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  • What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?

    The tap can run.

    Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?

    Mother: He died.

    Daughter: How did he die?

    Mother: He never got recharged.

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  • What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?

    Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."