Hawking

Hawking Jokes

Wife

Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?

He had an affair with Alexa.

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  • Reason

    The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.

    Death

    Why did Steven Hawking die?

    He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.

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  • Tap

    What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?

    The tap can run.

    Steven Hawking

    Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?

    Mother: He died.

    Daughter: How did he die?

    Mother: He never got recharged.

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  • Word

    What were Stephen Hawking's last words?

    Error, error, error.

    System shutting down.

    Song

    What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?

    Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."