What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
Why did Steven Hawkings go to hell? Because he couldn’t go up the stairs to heaven
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
What's black and at the top of a staircase Not Stephen Hawking
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital, apparently the doctor said to the nurse you can discharge Mr Hawking now, so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Stephan hawking always wins musical chairs as he’s always sitting down
For steven hawking why is being drunk and having his power shutout the same He blacks out
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Its Weird How Stephen Hawking's Last Name Sounds Like Walking and Talking but he Could Not do Neither of Those!
If Stephen hawking got into a fight he could not stand up for himself
Sucks Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
knock knock whos there not stephen hawking
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month, it's called Stephen Hawking unplugged.
who is steven hawkings wife ? the American siri
what do you call steven hawkings when he eats to much? as fat as ben dingley