Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
Hawking Jokes
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
