Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Why didn’t Stephen Hawking go to heaven? Because it’s a staircase, not a ramp.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
Is Stephen Hawking a physicist now?
No, because he is dead.
Zaine Davis and Stephen Hawking fuck each others brains out.
The real reason Steven Hawking died is he was drunk and tried to go down a flight of stairs.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
"Rueben Glover is a Steven Hawking spastic."
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost a water gun fight.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite dance move? The worm.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
"Highway to Hell."
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What's the difference between Stephen Hawking and a tap?
The tap can run.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.