How does Steven hawking take a shit he logs out
You know what really grinds my gears? Robots and liars...for example that Stephen Hawking fella..he sure looks and sounds like a robot!! And a major liar too! If he wanted to show me how smart he really was he would have figured out how to get up out of that four wheeler and tell me how smart he is!!!!!
dont worry stephen hawking isnt dead. they have just got to copy and paste his memory onto a usb.
What noise does Steven hawkings make when he dies? Windows shutting down theme tune
These jokes are nearly as dead as Steven hawkings
Where did Stephen Hawking go when he wanted to get drunk? The Genius Bar.
Stephen Hawking never wrote a book... it was a Dragon who was naturally speaking.
What happened the night Stephen Hawking came home wasted? Nothing.. wife couldn’t tell.
Stephen Hawking tried joining some music bands but all of them rejected him.. except Daft Punk.
Stephen Hawking was an unfaithful man.. he had an affair with Alexa.
Stephen Hawking's death was purely accidental. He clicked “shut-down” instead of “sleep”.
What did Stephen hawking say on the stairway to heaven?
Oh fuck I can’t get up them
I heard Microsoft got charged, why They couldn’t reboot Stephen Hawking
why does stephen hawking have the voice of an angel... because on one has ever heard an angel talk.
Now that Stephen Hawking is dead the jokes will start to roll in just like he used to.
What is Stephen Hawking favourite type of basketball
Dribble
In about ten days Stephen Hawkings wheelchair is going to have its first and last service
Stephen hawking missed assembly this morning
Stephen Hawkings isn't really dead, he's just rebooting
How dd Stephen hawking die
He had a computer virus!
