Hawking jokes
Stephen Hawking will be greatly missed for the time he walked this Earth.
Why did Steven Hawking have no friends?
He couldn’t stand anyone...
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
What was Stephen Hawking's last meal?
His left shoulder.
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite genre of music? Rock and roll.
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribbling.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why was Stephen Hawking so good at FIFA? He had 99 dribble.
Stephen Hawking had pins and needles and got told to walk it off.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.