Hawking jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Oh wait, he didn't.
If Stephen Hawking is ill, does he go to the doctors or Currys PC World?
I was in my car listening to my radio. Steve Winwood's song came on, "Just Roll With It, Baby." I said that must be one of Stephen Hawking's favorite songs; he sings it to his girlfriend.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
His Windows update wasn't available.
How did Stephen Hawking die? Because he didn't charge his batteries.
There's a difference between my brother and Stephen Hawking.
At least Stephen Hawking does something.
What type of comedy can't Steven Hawking do?
Stand-up comedy.
Did you know why they added Alexa for Stephen Hawking?
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
Deja Vu.
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What do you say to Stephen Hawking when he dies?
"Rust in pieces!"
Yes, Stephen Hawking is alive.
YEET!
Stephen Hawking is ALIVE!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall.
Stephen is lucky he doesn’t need a vibrator.
He’s got himself.
Did you walk up Stephen Hawking's drive?
Don’t worry, he didn’t either.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite drug?
Battery acid.
God took away Stephen Hawking's privileges.
Have you walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
Oh, neither did he.
Steven Hawking was going to jerk off, nope. 😂
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.