Hawking

Hawking Jokes

Stephen hawking drove too far from the wall and unplugged

He also forgot to pay the power bill

If you replaced the boss in Portal with a boy you would hear Stephen Hawking

son: yo dawg, tell me a story dad: yall motherfuckers aint gon believe dis shit, so there was dis fairy aight, she had wings, so she flys into a kfc, and comes out with wings, chicken wings. Also why did hawking try to walk across the road, his wheelchair only goes 1 mph so he got hit by a bus.

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I was in my car listing to my radio steve windwood's song came on just roll with baby I said that must be one of steven hawkings favorate songs he sings to his girlfrined