Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use?
A) Head and Shoulders.
Q) What’s Stephen’s favorite food?
A) Shoulders.
For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
If Stephen Hawking was walking, they would have a hawk problem.
what happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking? he says oh fuck fuck fuck
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.
Stephen Hawking walking, oops, he does not do that anymore.
Someone booted Stephen Hawking offline. Maybe next time he will stand for the pledge/anthem.
How did Stephen Hawking really die?
His wife grounded him from using electronics and unplugged everything!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to update to Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Stupid joke about Stephen Hawking that wasn't funny the first fucking time.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? His ethernet cable fell out.
God, I miss Stephen Hawking.
He was brainier than Kurt Cobain's ceiling.
What did Steven Hawking say? Nothing
How is Stephen Hawking dead?
His Windows shit down.