There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
have you ever heard steven hawkings sing? “head, shoulders, wheels and frames wheels and frames”
What college can Stephen Hawking not attend?
"Stand" Ford University. :3
Stephen Hawking couldn't make it to Heaven because there were stairs, so he rolled down to Hell.
A brunette, a red-head, and a blonde are being chased by bandits. They are chased to the edge of a cliff and a genie appears.
"I will help you escape," says the genie, "say what you wish to turn into, and you will become that thing."
The brunette jumps off the cliff and says "Hawk." She turns into a hawk and flies away. The red-head says "Falcon." She turns into a falcon and flies away. Now the blonde is alone and the bandits are getting closer. She makes her decision and backs up, then runs toward the cliff. And...she trips and says "Crap."
The End
Man, I’m so sorry that Stephen Hawking is dead; he was such a good person.
Too bad it’s a staircase to Heaven and not a ramp.
What does Stephen hawking eat for his breakfast lunch and dinner
His shoulder
Why did Stephen Hawking make it to heaven?
He couldn't make it up the stairs.
1 Q) What shampoo and conditioner did Stephen use? A) Head and Sholders 2 Q) what’s Stephens favourite food? A) Sholders For real tho RIP Stephen Hawking 💕
Sixty years ago, Stephen Hawking's teacher got fired for accidentally making an offensive joke. What was it? Go for your dreams, kids. Reach for the stars.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
A quad rasher ran him over.
steven hawkings death you should of gotten a case
what happens when you throw water on Stephen Hawking? he says oh fuck fuck fuck
What did Stephen Hawking love that couldn't move?
Himself, ps particularly his whole body. I was gonna say his legs, but then I remembered he was fully paralysed and was like shitttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.