Hawking

Hawking Jokes

Stephen Hawking tried comedy.

His first line ruined it. "You know what I can't stand? Let me rephrase that, you know what? I can't stand."

Hey, did you know that Stephen Hawking predicted the end of the world?

Well, not really. He predicted the end of *his* world.

When Stephen Hawking was feeling hungry, he used to call in to his local PC World for a megabyte and some microchips.

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