A new burger has been invented in memory of Stephen Hawking.
I doubt it will sell though, as it's 95% cabbage.
What's black and at the top of a staircase Not Stephen Hawking
He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.
Stephen Hawking always wins musical chairs, as he’s always sitting down.
For steven hawking why is being drunk and having his power shutout the same He blacks out
What did Stephen Hawking's wife say to him when he came home drunk?
Nothing... she couldn't tell.
Steven Hawkings Died I Said Why Did His Wheelchair Break
It's weird how Stephen Hawking's last name sounds like "walking and talking," but he could not do either of those!
If Stephen hawking got into a fight he could not stand up for himself
It sucks that Stephen Hawking died so soon, the new Intel update just came out.
knock knock whos there not stephen hawking
Now touring: Stephen Hawking unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking roll across the road?
Because he had amyotrophic lateral sclerosis.
I was both shocked and amazed to hear Stephen Hawking kicked the bucket.
I heard he's doing a revival tour next month, it's called Stephen Hawking unplugged.
Stephen Hawking died crossing the road. He was hit by a Universal Serial Bus.
Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.
In a cruel twist of irony, Stephen Hawking's favorite song was "I've Got the Power."
who is steven hawkings wife ? the American siri
what do you call steven hawkings when he eats to much? as fat as ben dingley
