Q. Why is Stephen Hawking so good at air guitar?
A. Because he has excellent string theory.
Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging- think the opening line goes something like “they see me rolling, they hating”
So Stephen Hawking walked into a bar- just kidding.
When Stephen Hawking was asked why he was instantly attracted to his new girlfriend, he said, "It's simple, she pushes all the right buttons."
Why does Stephen Hawking do one-liners? Because he can't do stand-up.
what does Stephen hawking have in common with a bull ? they both charge
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house? No,he hasn't either.
It’s sad because with all these mean jokes Stephen hawkings can’t even Stand up for himself
How does Stephen hawking charge his computer how does Stephen hawking have sex keyboard sex
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
Why does Stephen Hawking always say he's got got so many bitches Because he is never around siri
What do you call Stephen Hawking on Mars? Mars Rover.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
What is Stephen hawkings favourite shampoo- head and shoulders
Steven hawking walks into a bar oh, wait he doesn’t walk
have you ever walked into Stephan hawking house? no neither has he
Did you hear that Stephen Hawking wrote a new book? It's called "Around The House in Eighty Days."
What is Stephen hawking favorite lunch-eggs and shoulders.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?
His shoulder.
It's funny how Stephen hawking sounds like Stephen walking or Stephen talking but he can't do any of those things
