What gang was Stephen Hawking in? The Crips.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite song?
- They see me rolling.
Why didn't Stephen Hawking cross the road?
Because he rolled over to the other side!
They don’t have to invest a lot into the Stephen Hawking wax statue, though.
The Smithsonian has 3 notable articles of clothing on display: Mr. Rodger's sweater, Jerry Seinfeld's puffy shirt, and Stephen Hawking's drool rag.
I'm glad Stephen Hawking died because he was wheely wheely bad.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
RIP Stephen Hawking who was buried today... he did always love black holes.
I guess you could say Stephen Hawking is a dead meme.
Why was Stephen Hawking good at football? Because he is a pro dribbler.
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
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What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He didn't pay his electricity bills.
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.
I'm really worried for Stephen Hawking, 'cause how is he going to climb the stairway to Heaven?
Stephen Hawking trying to climb the stairway to heaven.
Why can’t Stephen Hawking go to Heaven?
Because there wasn’t a ramp.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
