Hawking jokes
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He had a power cut.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to download a free version of Windows.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
What can you tell [is] the difference between Stephen Hawking and a carrot?
Nothing.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
Stephen Hawking lost connection to the WiFi.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
I wanna see Stephen Hawking on nitrous.
Stephen Hawking tried to crack Abutu.
What’s Stephen Hawking’s favorite band? The Rolling Stones.
How did Stephen Hawking die? He went in the rain! 😂😂😂
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo? Head and Shoulders.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."