Hawking jokes
Guy 1: What's your favorite vegetable?
Guy 2: Stephen Hawking.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He didn't have enough room for any more RAM on his motherboard. I feel so bad for saying that!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His core i5 Overheated. XD
Why did people take Stephen Hawking's to the hospital when we should have took him to Curry's PC World?
Why is Stephen Hawking so square headed? Because he forgot to shut Minecraft down!
It was not a hijack, it was Stephen Hawking.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite crisps?
Microchips 😂
"Actions speak louder than words."
This doesn't apply to Stephen Hawking, however...
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite toy as a child?
Hot Wheels.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
What's Stephen Hawking called on fire?
Hot Wheels :)
Why did Stephen Hawking and his wife stop playing hide and seek? She kept using a metal detector.
Who did Stephen Hawking love more than anyone else?
His wife, "Eye," who was also bad at running.
What's Stephen Hawking's favorite snake?
Microchips.
Stephen Hawking got an engine swap with a Nissan 350Z, and they said his wheelchair wasn't street legal :/
Stephen Hawking said God isn’t real, and the Priest put a boot on his tire. 😂😂😂
Stephen Hawking died because he was too far away from the Wi-Fi router.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
How Steven Hawking died: because he moved too much during the day and ran out of juice.
Stephen Hawking had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to PC World for repairs.