Hawking jokes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot Wheels.
Have you ever stepped foot in Stephen Hawking's house? 'Cause he hasn't either.
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I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
If I looked like Stephen Hawking, I would also be an atheist.
He’s not dead, just his storage unit.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
Why did Steven Hawking's snot not go to heaven?
Because there is no ramp to heaven.
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
What's the difference between Stephen and a car? A car loses oil, Stephen loses the ability to walk.
Why was Stephen Hawking's wife mad at him?
She caught him having an affair with his shoulder.
How does Stephen Hawking go to the toilet? He logs out.
What was Stephen Hawking's mother's name?
Ilean.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His computer got a virus.
Stephen Hawking is such a bad role model for our kids.
He only ever looks one way when crossing the street.
I wish Stephen Hawking could've just walked—oh wait, never mind.
Have you ever walked into Stephen Hawking's house?
No? Neither did he.
Steven Hawking walks into a bar... no, I'm just kidding.