Have jokes
What does a school bus crash and a train crash have in common?
They always line up.
Why do orphans have water in cereal?
Because mom was never around to produce milk.
What can you do if you have a rotten piece of candy?
Why did the orphan jump into the burning building?
It was too cold because they did not have a home.
Would you rather have a menstrual period with horrible cramps for 200 days straight (including men)?
Or eat 10 lbs of dog s**t every day for 100 days?
If I have ligma and you have ligma, how about you ligma balls? 😏 (It’s all about how you pronounce the end.)
Have you heard the Twin Tower jokes? Well, they're more down than the Twin Towers.
If you have a bad day, just think there are at least 15 people who care about you.
Do you know Ligma?
Have fun rubbing those balls in your tomatoes!
How does a disabled person play chess?
I think you forgot they don't have legs.
What do my cock and money have in common?
Your mom.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they have no home to run to.
*having sex on lexapro*
Her: Cum for me, baby!
Me: I'm trying!
I either added you because we have shit tons of mutuals, or 'cause I'd let you spit alcohol in my mouth.
I'll let you decide.
All I wanna do is *gunshots* *gunshots* *gunshots* and *click* *cash register noise*, unlearn years of trauma and maintain healthy habits and fulfilling relationships while learning how to have solid boundaries and a whole sense of self.
My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
What do an orphan's parents and Nemo have in common?
They both can't be found.
My fat friend went to the doctor because he wanted to know his blood type. After performing some tests, the doctor said, "Well, the test results have shown that your blood type is ragu."