Have jokes

What is the difference between the snow boots on a day today, but you have the one was the night you were coming tomorrow? I can get home night time for.

Hi 👋 I love 💗 you walk in and out the door 🚪 night. I did not have time today. I was just a little bit and I had to walk home from home after dinner. I

I did have a good night, and I did a good night, and I had fun, and I had to.

I love just having fun!

I did have a good [time].

I have more STDs than Hicks has friends at the moment. I only have one.

Have you heard the joke about the paper?

Never mind, it's tear-able.

Alright, I'm gonna make like a tree and leaf.

*****You have to leave right after you tell this joke.****

You better get used to having dry cereal cuz your dad ain't never bringing the milk back.

I tried my best to think of some puns, but I'm gonna have tibia honest: I don't have any puns left, but I'm pretty sternum, so I'll think of a few puns here and there. It took a lot of spine to do this.

I would have told you about a chemistry joke, but I wouldn't get a reaction.

Wanna hear a skeleton joke?

Sorry, I don't have the guts to tell it.

I made a website for orphans the other day... it doesn’t have a home page.

I have friends.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

Because they have no home to run to.

Pussies and tits have one thing in common: they're both made for kids, but men end up licking or suckling them.

Why can’t U.S.A or England play chess?

Because the U.S.A has no towers, and England doesn’t have a queen.

Why do orphans only have iPhone XR?

Because they don't have home buttons.

Why don’t orphans play baseball? Because they don’t have a home to go to.

I have 25 friends from the alphabet, but don't ask me why.