Have jokes

Why does an orphan always get the newest iPhone?

Because so he does not have a home button.

Why are orphans' funerals so small?

They have no loved ones.

Why did the sun not go to college? Because it already has a million degrees!

Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!

Why are orphans lucky?

Because when they drive, they don’t need a license plate, because they don’t have a home.

My dad walked in on me having sex with a dog. She gasped and shouted at me, "Get out of here, it's my turn!"

Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.

Why do orphans want to get married so bad?

To have someone to call "daddy."

What type of phone do orphans have?

Android because they don't have a home button.

Let's make this post have the same likes and dislikes.

Have you ever been accused of a crime you didn't commit? Well, I have! I was wrongfully accused of larceny yesterday. I'm not smart enough for that, I just stole some stuff.

That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.

What does a refrigerator and a gay male have in common?

Only one farts when you pull the meat out. 🌝🌝🌝

Orphans are human too! They have parents like all of us, so I don't know why they're saying it's fun to make fun of an orphan. Have you ever been too cold and wondered if your parents are going to have another child and not you? That's not funny! It is %9000,000 NO!!!!!!!!!!

I have a taste for some roast duck until the feathers will pop right out and say, "Quack, quack."

You’re so short, you could use a pillow as your bed and still have some wiggle room.

What kind of instrument is always having to go potty?

A pee-ano/piano.

I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.

I was having a party in my basement, and my friend asked me what that bag covered in blood was for. I said, "Oh, that's the bag I catch the children with to torture them in this basement."

Why can't orphans have friends?

They will stay together.