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Why can't orphans sign up for sports?
They have to have a parent's signature.
I have some words that might make sense to girls, but maybe not to boys, ready?
smart
kind
sweet
caring
loving
mature
Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it's probably shit.
Two men walk into a bar. You’d think at least one of them would have ducked.
Why did the skeleton run away from the crime scene?
He didn't have the guts to see it.
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Have you heard the gossip about the butter? Oh, I guess I better not spread it.
Have a great day today!
Guys tell me that I have a MILF for a mom. So I told my mom that guys tell me that she is a MILF. My mom said to me, "What is a MILF?" so I said, "Mother I'd Like TO F-ck." So my mom started to laugh and said, "Well, you do need a new step dad."
Why do orphans get the small sized chip bags?
Because they don’t have a family to share it with. 😥
What is the difference between the human and a tree and a house that has to walk home and walk walk home from school? Was your name in your house? I did not have any good time for dinner today, but I did have a good night's sleep.
I was in Alabama last year. I walked into a store and noticed a couple kissing each other, and I said, "Excuse me, where is the bathroom?" and the man said, "Right over there." I went into the bathroom and then heard the girl say, "Dad, I have to go to school soon!"
Brother: Your eyebrows look hella bad.
Sister: I don’t even think you know what eyebrows are supposed to look like because you have none.
Good day today, love you. Walk in love day and a walk home night. Night, night. I did not get snow. I love it is the day that we get a tree. I have to go get some sleep. Was good day at school today, but I’m going to be...
What do inner city schools and databases have in common?
Their problems are usually caused by a race condition.
What did the skeleton say to Shrek?
"Jump on me. I can have two layers of skin too."
Roses are red, Kevin Spacey is gay,
If you'd stayed with your parents, I wouldn't have taken you away.
People want to be nice to each other because they only have one life, and they want to live it well.
Sucks to be them. I'm a cat.
Your dad? Oh wait, you don’t have that!
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!