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To Gwen and Freshfry: Hi Gwen and Freshfry, you have been so amazing to me and now to my sister. You are the people who I look up to. People are mean to us because I am adopted. Thank you for all of your support!
A handicapped person and an orphan get into a fight. The orphan says, "At least I have two functional legs." The handicapped person says, "At least I have two functional parents."
Yo mama, why do you have to jump in the pool as soon as I can find the water on Mario? I mean, Mario jump to Mars!
Why do orphans live on the street?
They don't have parents to put a roof over their head.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because dad never came home with the milk.
What do the Flintstones and the building next to the Twin Towers have in common? They both live next to the rubble.
What do orphans and people eating oranges have in common? They both are eating balls.
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt quacks!
Wanna hear a joke? Women have no rights!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They have no home to run to.
Why are orphans bad at dad jokes?
Because they don't have a dad to tell them.
What do apples and orphans have in common?
The apple gets picked.
Why are orphans so sad?
Because every time they swallow, they think... "You should have Mom."
Roses are red.
I have free candy. Get in my van. I have free candy!
Husband: I look fat, can someone compliment me?
Wife: You have good eyesight.
Why do Christmas trees like wheelchairs? Because they have kids.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because he doesn't have parents.
A fat man was checking his weight and sucking in his fat belly. A physicist saw it and said that's not how the law of conservation of mass works.
Plot twist: The fat man jumped on the physicist and proved him wrong. Now the physicist doesn't have mass.
Man, we all have the one cool sibling, then the strong sibling, and then you, the one who plays on their iPad or computer all day. Then, when you are on vacation, you are doing nothing at all.
Men and depression have something in common; they’re always talking.