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No one. Beyoncé said "To the left, to the left!" She really meant women have no rights.
Why does the large dildo not have any friends?
He's a pain in the ass.
I once tried to have a family friendly conversation with a worm, but it kept its head in the dirt.
What kind of dreams do hotels have?
Suite dreams.
Q. What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common?
A. They're both really short.
1. You're so dumb, you think Cheerios are donut seeds!
2. You're so fat, you could sell shade!
3. You're just like coconut water, nobody likes you!
4. Have you been shopping lately? Because they're selling lives around the corner, you should go get one!
If being ugly was a crime, you would get a life sentence!!
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Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have any pockets.
Why do penguins carry fish in their beaks?
Because they don’t have pockets. I’m
What do bicycles and slaves have in common? They both use chains to work.
Why couldn't the astronaut put the helmet on his head?
Because he didn't have enough space.
Have you ever stepped in Stephen Hawking's house?
Neither has he. 😂😂
Me: I want to be a stand-up comedian.
Friend: You have to be able to stand up.
What does my head and hell have in common?
They both have demons in them.
10 Fun Facts.
1. You can't wash your eyes with soap. 2. You can't count your hair. 3. You can't breathe through your nose with your tongue out. 4. You just tried number 3. 5. When you did number 3, you realized it's possible, only you look like a dog. 6. You're smiling right now because you were fooled. 7. You skipped number 5. 8. You just checked to see if there is a number 5. 9. Share this with your friends to have some fun too :-)
If you have a twin sister, do you have the same name? Only if your mom and dad give you the same name.
Why do kids have school every day? So that they can learn.
I have WWII in my blood since my great-grandfather killed Hitler.
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
I have a friend named Mole.
She plays a game called "sandbox" to dig up dirt...
Why do horses eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.