Have jokes

What do you (anyone) and a joke not have in common?

Jokes have meanings.

What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.

What do you call a white person having a seizure?

A vanilla shake.

Alya, do you have Discord?

What do orphans and apples not have in common? Apples get picked.

Child: *drinking milk*

Farmer: Hey, what are you doing?

Child: Oh, I just milked one of your cows.

Farmer: We don't have any cows, we only have bulls.

Child: *realizes*

If you are having sex and your feet are out of the tent, it doesn't count.

Did you know that your son has been deeper inside of your wife than you have...unless you put the coat hanger up there?

What do dino nuggies and the brown M&M have in common?

I want to fuck them both.

Ok, so I know most or all of you guys hate me, and that's fine. You guys most likely know me as a horrible person, which I don't know where you would hear that from.

And finally, I am truly a good person; you just need to know me better. The only reason I fought Tina and Jack was because I was trying to be nice to another guy. Then I realized what side I should have been on. I'm pretty sure everyone on this hates me. Just I'm sorry, and just forgive me. Alya, Tina, Jack, and someone else, I think all are nice people; they just stick up for each other, and that's what I realized. So if you still hate me, it's fine; I'll be leaving this app soon, maybe. Hate makes me sad, even though I use it, but I know what was wrong. I want to join the good side, so just give a chance. This was watersharky's Apologies.

What do the twin towers and genders have in common? There used to be two, now they're a sensitive topic.

To a Mexican person: When I first met you, I thought you were going to say, "My name is Enrique, I have a job for you."

Sometimes I wish I could use my school scissors on my heart.

But apparently there is something in your heart, so I already have scissors in my heart.

Why did Cleopatra bathe in milk? She couldn’t find a cow tall enough to have a shower.

A guy walks with a young boy into the woods. The boy turns to him and says, "Hey mister, it's getting really dark and I'm scared."

The man replies, "How do you think I feel? I have to walk back alone!"

Good Morning Everyone! Have a good day!

My nan broke her toe on a brick today. Last time she broke her toe because she kicked her car tire. Does that now mean I have to tow her back to the doctors?

I've been doing sex moves on myself so I can be ready when I have sex, and by far the funniest thing to do is finger my butt. I go 2 handed sometimes.

Good Morning, Everyone! Have an amazing day!

Your mamma is so fat that even a North Korean missile would have competition.