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Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Why can't orphans play video games?
Because they don't have a home screen.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Wait, they don't have any.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they don't have homes to run to.
What do a stripper and a coconut have in common? They both have a creamy center.
I have a Twin Towers model in my room.
It got infested with jumping spiders.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
My uncle and I have somewhat of an awkward relationship. At times I find him a bit hard to swallow.
My Dad pays a lot of attention to our household and has always had a good eye for detail. He was the one that first noticed that my mother and I have the same ring size.
I made an orphan's website, but there was no homepage--because they don't have a home.
Johnny is on his way to school when he comes across a frog. With a sudden inspirational thought, he picks the frog up, shoves a firecracker up the frog's arse, lights the cracker, and blows the frog to smithereens.
Now at school, the teacher asks the class: "Has anybody got anything for show and tell this morning?"
Johnny waves his arm in the air and is virtually screaming "Me mis me mis me mis".
"Ok Johnny, what do you have to share with the class today?"
Little Johnny then says, "Well on my way to school today I shoved a cracker up a frog's arse." The teacher interrupts and says, "It's not arse Johnny, It's rectum."
Johnny then says, "Fucking oath it wrecked 'im."
What does an orphan and a female's mouth have in common?
They take in 100's of kids.
A girl's pussy is a muff, and when we have something against our mouths, they say our voice is muffled, so do I think the origin of the word "muffled" is talking while eating muff?
What does a piece of gum and a gun have in common?
You pull one out, everyone wants to be your friend.
If a blonde and a brunette jump off a building, who would hit the ground first?
The brunette, because the blonde would have to stop and ask for directions!