Have jokes
Why do emos have friends?
So they can hang with each other.
Anyone have lightskin jokes?
Have you ever heard of horchata? Horchata, fuck up!
Why couldn't the orphan have the bag of chips?
It was family size.
Why is being alive so expensive? I'm not even having a good time.
Have you ever seen a blind man swim?
Neither has he.
What does an orphan and a dog have in common?
Both got taken from their parents.
What's the difference between 8 and 9? When you have the 9, everyone wants to be your friend.
Why do orphans only have 354 days?
'Cause they are missing Mothers and Fathers day!
Do you know why boys can't ask girls out? Because they don't have any balls to ask girls out!
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
He doesn't have a home to go to.
Little Johnny walks out to the garage and sees Dad smoking a cigarette. He asks, "Hey Dad, can I have a puff of that cigarette?" Dad asks, "Well, Johnny, can your dick reach your ass?" Little Johnny scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment. He then replies, "Well, no, Dad, my dick can't reach my ass." His Dad says, "There's your answer, Johnny..." Little Johnny goes back in the house.
About an hour later, Little Johnny comes back out to the garage and sees his Dad drinking a beer. He asks, "Hey Dad, can I have some of that beer?" Dad asks, "Well, Johnny, can your dick reach your ass?" Little Johnny scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment. He then replies, "Well, no, Dad, my dick can't reach my ass." His Dad says, "There's your answer, Johnny..." Little Johnny goes back in the house.
About an hour later, Little Johnny comes back out to the garage with a big plate of Tollhouse Chocolate Chip cookies, fresh from the oven. His Dad says, "Wow, Johnny, those sure look like some good cookies. You think I can have some?" Little Johnny asks his Dad, "Well Dad, can your dick reach your ass?" His Dad scratches his head and thinks about it for a moment. He then replies, "Well, yes, Johnny, I do believe my dick can reach my ass." Little Johnny says, "Well, Dad, you can go FUCK yourself, cuz Mom made these cookies for me!!!"
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Boo.
Boo who?
Well, you don't have to cry about it, Gary.
1: Hey.
2: What?
1: We're outta paint.
2: *HMM*
(And that's how stop signs have extra paint.)
You can slap, punch, knock out an orphan, what will they do? They don't have parents!
How to trick a gay man into having sex with a woman?
Take a dump on her vagina!
Lol, these jokes have been heard millions of times.
Do you know what the equivalent to hell is these days?
1. Listening to your teacher.
2. Not having your phone/game/TV.
3. Not having nicotine.
Man: Why can't an orphan use Verizon?
Kid: Why?
Man: 'Cause they have a family plan.
Kid: Oh, then I need to switch phone services then.
Man: Why?
Kid: I'm an orphan.
Man: *laughs out loud* That's tough!
(You can tell the joke shortened by saying, "Why can't an orphan use Verizon? 'Cause they have a family plan.")
Why can’t orphans be gay?
Because they have no one to call "daddy."