yo mama so fat when she falls 999 have to call a crane to pick her up
you don't have to worry about running while boys are around even i can't see anything there.
The orphan turned 18 but he was happy bcz he didnt have to pay rent to his parents.
What did Steven harkens have to eat His shoulders
just buy emo grass then you will never have to mow your lawn again
Figure : who wants to play hide and seek.
Seek and hide: me
Figure:ok hide and I will hide and seek will be it.
Seek:why do I have to be it?
Figure: because ur name says so.
You have to be a good mom to be a milf
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what i name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place
you have to tell this to a friend- There are 30 cows in a field 20 ate(28) chickens how many didn't? A: 10
Girls are like bacteria. The toxic ones are everywhere and you have to take special care of the good ones.
what happens when theres ten people innone house and they all have to shit and theres one bathroom?
its a motherfucking shitz party
Lady: Can I lick your balls? Me: Ummmmm, Ok? Lady: grabs ball sack and licks my balls Me: I gonna have to clean these now Lady: Let me do that Me: No thank you! I have to use these baseballs for practice!
I have to say that Halloween is my favorite day... Every time they see me, kids and mothers run away... I don’t have a costume so please don’t reprimand... When I open up the door, I’ve got my penis in my hand.
A Doctor walks into his office and look his paitent in the eyes "Sir you have to stop Jerking off." The Man ask "Why?" The Doctor then says "Because im trying to examin you."
Doctor: I’m going to have to turn you away. Orphan: But why? Doctor: Because I’m a family doctor.
If I fuck you harder you have to screen daddy,but what happens when you cum
Your walking one day and a little kid about 5-6 years old comes up to you asking, "What's a condom"? You have to give that child the wrong answer, what would you tell them? Comment on what you would tell to them.
How old do you have to be to drink? any age
A wife and husband go to a barn, the husband picks up a goat and says “Look at this pig I have to sleep with every night.” The wife says “Honey that’s a goat.” The husband replies with “I was talking to the goat.”
Mom: Anna let your younger brother have the sled one half of the time and you the other half that way it will all be fair and I don't have to put up with this crying, I've already got 7 others to take care of.
Anna: I do mom. I have Fred(younger brother) go up and I go down!
Mom: Good. NOW HOW 'BOUT THE REST OF YOU GO PLAY OUTSIDE IT'S BEAUTIFUL OUT THERE IT'S THE WARMEST IT'S BEEN ALL YEAR, 45 DEGREES BELOW 0!
Kids: WOW! I never thought it would warm up! I love Alaska!
