I jump off a cliff and said I hate you, dumb blond, and eagle...Then I said to my wife, "We're done, Blondie," and said to my friend, "You're a dumbhead eagle!"
Hate Jokes
Why do orphans hate the letter FMD? Because F stands for "family," M stands for "mom," and D stands for "dad."
What do you call someone who hates rape jokes? An ugly feminist that couldn't get a cock in her mouth.
I hate the poor, who's with me? The rich, all the way!
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
Like if you're not a gay.
Dislike if you're furry.
Repost if you HATE blacks.
Comment for VBUCKS.
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Why can't women just shut the fuck up! I hate women. They need to know their place and stay in the kitchen and be baby makers...
If I smiled one centimeter each time I watched someone I hated die, I'd look like the Cheshire Cat.
Q: Why doesn't Jesus play hockey?
A: He hates getting nailed to the boards.
Don't you just hate it when you're the first one to fall asleep at a sleepover, and then you hear, "Prank em, John?"
Don't y'all just hate when something funny to you happens and then you just have to be quiet so you don't look like a villain?
What hates socialism but still uses roads, police, and says they support the military?
Dumb right wingers.
What hates men but would have no life without men?
A triggered feminist.
Don't you just hate it when your grandmas always complaining about things getting stuck between her false teeth, like my foreskin?
Why shouldn't you say "I hate you" to your parents?
Ask an orphan.
I hate when my brother dates other people.
Just kidding! 😵😵😵😵
I hate the 9/11 jokes; my dad and grandpa were killed.
My dad was one hell of a pilot.
Grandpa was a hell of a planner.
Why do orphans hate Costco? Because they can't get in and try the free samples.
New teacher: Everyone stand up if you think you are stupid.
Student: Stands up.
Teacher: Why did you stand up?
Student: I hate seeing you stand up there by yourself.
Why do orphans hate knock knock jokes?
Because there is never anyone at the door.
I hate two-faced people because I don’t know which face to slap first. :)
