Why do the Japanese hate Christmas?
Because the last time a Fat Man came down the chimney, they lost half their population.
My mother really hates my dad for some reason. Maybe it was because he cheated on her, or maybe because it was her mom. Either way, it really ruined her birthday.
What state do miners hate?
Oregon.
The ones you hate most are also the ones who are by your side most.
Don’t you hate it when your teacher(s) say, “just focus, it’s that easy?”
And then you die inside.
I hate straight people.
What kind of nut 🥜 hates baseball ⚾️? A nut 🥜 that’s sick 🤕
What kind of number hates nuts?
17.
What do sheep hate?
Their enemies: goats!
Roses are blue, violets are blue.
What? Ohh, shit!!!!!! I hate having dyslexia!
You wanna know why I hate circles so much? They’re just so pointless! But I guess that’s how they roll.
It's ironic that the more other people love you, the more you hate yourself.
Q. Why don't cannibals eat clowns?
A. Because they hate the taste of their stupid clown wigs, makeup, and retarded shoes.
Knock,Knock. who’s there?Orange who? Orange glad I didn’t say banana hahah your right i hate that guy
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
Maude of ghostposter is a dumb Christian pussy-ass bitch. She's so fucking squeamish it's hilarious, although I hate her.
Student: Why does everyone hate me?
Another student: Because U got the A last night.
So, there was a kid named Bobby, and he was writing notes. He asked his mother, who was on a phone call, "what is one plus one?" She said, "I HATE YOU." Then he asked his brother what is 2 + 2, who was watching a Batman movie, said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" Then he asked his dad what is 4 plus 4, who was playing football, said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he asked his sister 8+8, (she was playing with barbies), and she said, "My buns are burning." Then he went to school and told her teacher the first note he wrote down. The teacher sent him to the principal’s office. The principal yelled, "WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?!" Bobby said, "NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU NU BATMAN!" The principal yelled, "HOW MANY SPANKINGS DO YOU WANT?!" Then he said, "85 SMACK EM DOWN!" Then he walked away from the principal’s office and said, "my buns are burning."
I hate it when ever I bring a girl over, my parents don't care, but when I bring one of my friends that's a boy, they're like, "Keep the door open," and I'm gay.
I hate it when people think I'm a boy because I have short hair. I mean, I'm gay, what do you expect?
