Hate jokes

Heard Stephen Hawking is in a new movie and that the theme tune is absolutely banging. Think the opening line goes something like, “They see me rolling, they hating.”

You know why I hate paper? It's TEAR-able to the environment.

Q: Why did the teacher die?

A: Because he hated his life.

Someone told me that you can let out all your anger by writing letters about everyone you hate and then burning them... But I was just wondering... should I keep the letters?

I hate cereal, lol.

What I say when I eat cereal: "Ewww!"

My friends hate when I make skeleton jokes. I guess I need to put more backbone into it.

I hate snow. It's white and on my land.

I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.

To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!

I hate stairs, they're always up to something.

What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.

What do skeletons hate the most about wind?

Nothing, it goes right through them.

Why do Native Americans hate snow? Because it's white and settles on their land.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.