Hate jokes

I hate two-faced people because I don't know which face to slap first.

To the people who have seen "Meet The Fockers" at the movies and they hated it, Fock You, Motherfockers!

I hate stairs, they're always up to something.

What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.

What do skeletons hate the most about wind?

Nothing, it goes right through them.

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land.

I hate how funerals are always at 9 a.m. -- I'm not really a mourning person.