Hair

Hair jokes

When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?

When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.

Your hairline is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.

Your hairline goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know which way to turn.

What is the toughest part of the human body?

Anal hair, all the shit that they go through.

Little boy asked his dad why he was born black.

Father replied, "So the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin."

Then he asks, "Why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire?"

"So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you."

"Then what are we doing living in Rochdale? (England)"

A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans.

When she gets home, her husband puts a blindfold on her and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes off the blindfold, the lady sees 12 people with pegs on their noses singing happy birthday!

My friend's 4-year-old daughter made up this joke.

What kind of poo should you put in your hair?

Shampoo.

You lost 30 lbs when you joined Weight Watchers, and lost another 10 lbs when they shaved your back.

When I self-harmed one day, my mother told me that it cut her deep. We both found that very amusing.