yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it
you think your funny look at your hair line it looks like a McDonalds sample
When I saw your hare line I thought you worked at McDonald’s
I'm bald.
yo hair line is as accurate as my jump shot
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice
Your hairs line is so long that sometimes even the president doesn't know where it ends.
Your hairs line goes so far back that cars on a highway don't know wich Way to turn.
What it the toughest part of the human body? Anal hair, all shit that they go through.
Little boy asked his dad why was he was born black. Father replied, so the heat from the sun doesn't burn your skin. Then he asks why is our hair all frizzy like fuse wire. So the coconuts when falling from the trees won't hurt you. Then what are we doing living in Rochdale. (England)
A woman comes from a restaurant and ate a lot of beans. When she gets home his husband puts a blindfold on hair and says not to take it off. The lady hears her husband leave the room and starts farting really loudly. When the husband comes back and takes of the blind fold the lady sees 12 people with pegs on there nose singing happy birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My friend's 4 year old daughter made up this joke.
What kind of poo should you put in your hair?
Shampoo.
are your hair line and forehead old friends because they go way back
when i sh one day, my mother told me that it cuter her deep, we both found that very amusing
i went to an emo kid who just got a hair cut and instead of saying, like your cut g" and i slapped his arm and said i like your cuts g
Chris Rock: Jada I can't wait to see you in G.I Jane 2!
Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song starts playing:
Will: I got in one lil fight about my wife's lost hair, she said,'' Will if you don't do something I'm gonna have an affair!'' 😂😂😂
Jada Smith: Grow some balls Me: Grow some hair
My Crush: I cut 4 inches of my hair yesterday Me: So? My Crush 4 Inches is alot! Me: Oh yeah?
Q: why do depressed people alway have colored hair?
A: that’s as close they can get to die
