What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
They are hairy.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.
You think you're funny? Look at your hairline; it looks like a McDonald's sample.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
When I saw your hairline, I thought you worked at McDonald’s.
I'm bald.
Yo, hairline is as accurate as my jump shot.
You know you’re going bald when you use more toothpaste than shampoo.
When is the best time to punch a midget in the face?
When he’s standing next to your girlfriend and says your hair smells nice.
