Hair jokes
When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.
What do you call a house with dog hair?
A shed.
What do you call an emo with curly hair?
Sam Reid.
Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.
So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.
I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.
I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.
What do you call an Indian with pink hair?
Ghandi floss.
Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.
What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.
Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!
Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.
I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
A man is driving down the road and runs over a rabbit. He slams on his brakes, gets out, and walks up to the flattened bunny. The bunny is obviously expired.
A passing car slams on its brakes and screeches to a halt. The driver of that car runs up to the bunny, pulls out an aerosol can, and sprays the bunny with the aerosol spray. The bunny jumps up, runs a few feet, then stops, turns around, and waves its paw at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. Runs away a few more feet, stops, turns around, and waves at the two men. He continues to do this until he’s out of sight.
The first driver looks at the man with the aerosol can and says, “Wow, that is amazing! What is in that can?” The man looks at the can and reads the label, “Hair restorer, with a permanent wave.”
They are hairy.
Our hairline goes way back before dinosaurs lived.
What's long and not very hairy?
The conga line at the cancer department.
Yo hair so big it took me weeks to find the needle in it.