Hair jokes

Can anyone answer this riddle? Apparently this is the world's hardest riddle! Good luck 😝

“I turn polar bears white, and I will make you cry. I make guys have to pee, and girls comb their hair. I make celebrities look stupid, and normal people look like celebrities.”

Your hairline be looking like the Great Recession.

Sister: Why does shampoo have directions?

Me: 'Cause God made you.

Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.

Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.

Is your hairline a time traveler, because it went way back?

When someone saw your hairline, they thought it was a Dorito logo.

What do you call a house with dog hair?

A shed.

What do you call an emo with curly hair?

Sam Reid.

Your hairline goes so far back even Dwayne Johnson refused to sit there.

So the other day, I was looking up zodiac sign stuff, you know, I'm a real big fan of that, and I come across this thing and it’s like all zodiac signs have their own hairstyles... except Cancer.

I ate the Emo Emo no Mi from One Piece. It gave me the powers of black hair, depression, and suicidal thoughts.

I went to a tall girl and I asked her, "What do you do for a living?" She says, "An account." So I reply with, "An accounting the hairs on people's heads," and then I run away.

What do you call an Indian with pink hair?

Ghandi floss.

Rapunzel's hair is longer than your dad's existence.

What do you call a ball with no hair? A Mexican ball.

Yo, hairline goes farther back than the Big Bang theory!

Your hairline got suspended, it's not coming back.

I conducted a survey. I asked 100 women what kind of shampoo they used while they were in the shower? 98 of them said, "How the fuck did you get in here?" 😂😂😂

Why are bees' hair sticky?

Because they use honeycombs!